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The What if Game

dustinzgirl

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So, ask a what if question, and the next poster replies with an answer and a new what if question.

Like:

What if we really are just a figment of your imagination?
 

CopyLifted

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dustinzgirl said:
So, ask a what if question, and the next poster replies with an answer and a new what if question.

Like:

What if we really are just a figment of your imagination?
Then I've be doing alot of imaginary sexual acts.

what if I had no what if question?
 
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Then masturbation would be more interesting.

What if people actually gave a shit about other people?
 

n00b head

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The i would have to wash it off me
what if there were no hypothetical situations?
 

dustinzgirl

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Then, hypothetically speaking, we could not hypothetically speak.

What if the sky really is falling?
 

Jung

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You'd get a headache.


What if this thread didn't exist?
 

dustinzgirl

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Then you would nto be able to say "what if this thread didnt exist"

What if ants are conspiring to take over the earth?
 

n00b head

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Then we'd economically bankrupt them so they could not afford WMDs

What if I didn't talk so much shit?
 

Broken

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junglizm said:
You'd get a headache.


What if this thread didn't exist?

Then you would have taken the red pill.


What do you call Stager pulling Chain at Rikers?
 

Broken

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dustinzgirl said:
Stagerpullpee

What if broken really was broken?
Then I would be fooling myself.


What if you could fix anything.
 
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Broken said:
Then I would be fooling myself.


What if you could fix anything.
then there would be a lot of mechanics out of work.

what if legos came to life while we were sleeping?
 

chucktheskiffie

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Then we would be justified in builing all those cars and space ships for them.

What if you were the subject of a "truman show" style tv program?
 

dustinzgirl

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Then the producer needs his fucking ass kicked.

What if The world is really flat?
 

CopyLifted

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chucktheskiffie said:
Then Erik the Viking was more a documentary than a work of fiction...

What if the moon was made of cheese??
Then the astronauts would be constipated.

What if this is really hell?