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There is no spork

ArrowHate

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A young child, bending sporks, spoke to Neo: "Do not try to bend the spork--that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."

Neo asked him, "What truth?"

The child answered, "That there is no spork."

Neo meditated on this. "There is no spork."

The child continued: "Then you will see that it is not the spork that bends--it is only yourself."

And Neo was enlightened.

(The idea that the key to manipulating the physical world mentally is the realization that it all only exists within your mind. Once you realize there is no spork, you can do anything, up to and including ressurection.)
 

hedgehog4572068

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wow, yeah, i'll go jump off a cliff!! there is no ground, i can fly!!, wheeeeeeee...............ouch lol
 
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ArrowHate said:
A young child, bending sporks, spoke to Neo: "Do not try to bend the spork--that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."

Neo asked him, "What truth?"

The child answered, "That there is no spork."

Neo meditated on this. "There is no spork."

The child continued: "Then you will see that it is not the spork that bends--it is only yourself."

And Neo was enlightened.

(The idea that the key to manipulating the physical world mentally is the realization that it all only exists within your mind. Once you realize there is no spork, you can do anything, up to and including ressurection.)
wtfux, this isn't the matrix. if you can send me a movie of you ressurecting the dead, i'll believe you. :rolleyes:
 
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Banned, bitches! Aha, ha. Spork my ass bitches, Sporks is bullshit, like microwaves with toasters in 'em. Why buy both a good toaster and a good microwave, when you can spend more money on a blend of two shitty ones.
 

bombchu

b-o-n-e-r
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Didn't this ass hat already try this shit before?
And didn't Jung lock it down?

Wonder what made him try again.
 

necro

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Hah, fuck sporks. It's all about the foon these days. Sporks are so 2004.

And how you going to bend your mind when someone else can watch it, is there more to this than we think? Is possessing someone actually possible, and not satanic? If it is, we are all going to hell anyway. We are on wtf.com for christs sake. :D
 

RageAgainst

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There is no lame thread.
This is not pointless.
 

Brazen

BAD, BOLD, BRAZEN
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RageAgainst said:
There is no lame thread.
This is not pointless.
Its just the person that makes the thread...
 

keebs

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and in the matrix it was a spoon damnit! not a spork