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^Ya know, from McDonald's?

What i'm getting to is, what do you like on your hamburger?

Pickles
Tomatos
Onions
Mayo
Mustard
cheese
Bacon
Jalapenos
Etc, etc.

I'll take all of the above, plus some.
 
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Side note : Try a "Hamburger Salad".

I just invented it.

All the fun, without the bun.
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Bacon
Cheese
Two patties of meat
A lil mayonaise
a lil mustard/ketchup

And i'm done..
Oh, and a side order of fries.
 

DIZNUTS

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Taylor_Blade said:
I'll take everything except onions. :thumbsup: Damn, I hate onions on burgers.
same thing.....no onions :thumbsup:
 

Woodreaux

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proper Hambuger = 2 Big ol' patties of Beef or Buffalo flesh, 4 or 5 strips of bacon, 2 or 3 slices of ham, cheddar cheeze, monteray jack cheeze, smoke sauce. Maybe a couple of pickles.
 

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Oppressing your posts...
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Woodreaux said:
proper Hambuger = 2 Big ol' patties of Beef or Buffalo flesh, 4 or 5 strips of bacon, 2 or 3 slices of ham, cheddar cheeze, monteray jack cheeze, smoke sauce. Maybe a couple of pickles.
perhaps injecting lard directly into your veins would be quicker..

usually double patties w/bacon and cheese.. ketchup n mustard..
 

Icarus

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Double patties, Cheddar, Bacon, Sesame seed bun, mayonaise, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, that'll do me.

:thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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It depends, but one thing that makes a great burger condom-mint, is Marie's Bleu chese dressing, or even fresh bleu cheese.
 
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Descent attempts a thread kill. :thumbsdn:

Ranch dressing is good on a burger.

"Specially in Texas!"