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Things That Piss Me Off

ron

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In no particular order:

1. Skinny dipshits who constantly threaten to kick my ass.

Yeah, try it pussy. See below if you brought friends.

2. Skinny dipshits who expect their friends to fight for them after running their mouths.

You'll look funny stuck up your friend's ass. Have you made your peace with God? Well, he doesn't exist, so you're fucked.

3. Women who tease.

Do it or don't , there is no in-between and there is no stopping once the train is on the tracks. If you do, great. If you don't, then don't act like you do.

4. Lawyers.

Money-grubbing ghouls whose occupation it is to siphon a livelihood off of human misery. We'll start the cleansing of the world with these fuckers and move on to career politicians.

5. People on the same road as me.

Because the dumbasses can't drive and won't get out of my freakin' way. I commute 38 miles one way and I swear I'm going to lose it one of these days.

6. Career politicians.

You know, the assholes like the Kennedy family who have been raised from birth to be politicians. Because the law can no longer be understood by the common man. See lawyers, above.

7. My neighbors.

Because they are either hillbilly dumbasses who have as much class as a piece of dogshit or because they are young punks who park their cars in my way and cop an attitude when their mommy tells them to move. See item one with regards to having your ass handed to you.

8. Teenagers.

For angst and your constant, droning mantra consisting of "ihateschoolmylifesucksithinki'llcommitsuicidei'llkickyourasswhydon'tyoulikemeblahblahblah." Fucking get over it. Read my other posts about this subject.

9. Ex-military and wannabes who talk about all the secret missions they went on.

Because they didn't. The closest most of these dumbasses got to combat was the condiment fight they had in the mess hall in their pussy, low-stress version of basic training. Being a supply clerk in Germany during Desert Storm does not qualify you for a combat service ribbon, pal. Those of us who actually fought (like in Kosovo, Bosnia, and Somalia, fucker) would like nothing more than to gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you in front of your fat-ass mom. Hold my beer, leg, while I kiss your girlfriend. Pussies.

10. People who think that tattoos make them badasses.

Because they aren't and tattoos aren't scary. They're not even particularly painful. If you want a tattoo, fine. Get one and shut the fuck up. Don't trot around like you're bulletproof. If it hurt when you got it, it's going to hurt when I kick your ass.

11. People who think they can play guitar better than I.

You can't, so stop trying asshole.

12. People who won't drink my beer.

I worked a long time to get the recipes right, so drink it, fucker. If you like to drink that rice-brewed horse piss you call beer, do it at home. Don't expect me to stock my fridge with it so that the only person who drinks it, you, won't have to strain his tastebuds with a real beer. Pansy. If it tastes heavy, your tongue needs exercise. Ask sinned_girl to help you out.

13. Ganstas

Because they're fucking annoying and their music sucks. Pull your pants up and get off your fucking cell phone.

14. People who talk on their cell phones while driving.

You're driving too slow and you're weaving because you are too stupid to talk on the phone without using your free hand to gesture, even though the person on the other end can't see your wild gesticulations. Pull over or hang up, but get the Hell out of my way.

15. Wannabe potheads.

If you don't do drugs, don't pretend that you do. Don't pretend to be stoned when you're not. No one cares if you do and it's not cool to pretend, so stop you little oxygen thief.

16. People who don't know when to shut the fuck up.

My fat-ass brother-in-law fits into this category. Everything that pops into his head immediately falls out of his mouth. He's a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass. Shut the fuck up.

17. Internet poser-assholes.

These are the people who are real shitheads in forums but who are totally different in person because they know that being an asshole IRL (in real life) might just land them a real-time punch in the mouth.

18. Men who spend as much time on their hair and appearance as women.

You're a man, even though you're a Nancy-boy. You're supposed to be hairy, chicks dig the weathered look, and your hair is fine. Now, get in the scrum so I can kick your ass. Chicks dig scars, too.

19. Missionaries.

Man, don't get me started about these assholes. Wait, too late. Convert me? No, convert you. Let me tell you about that collection of poorly-written narrative you hold so dear. It didn't happen and the translation you use was butchered to suit King James' tastes. Now, get the Hell off my lawn.

20. People who think "gay" is "in."

It's not. It is fine to be gay. So, you're gay. Great. Rock on. It is not cool to be gay, any more than it is cool to be straight. That's just how you are. You don't get special treatment nor an award. Gay is not for everyone, especially heterosexuals, so piss off and don't expect us to be bi-curious.

There's a lot more, but 20 ought to be enough to start a holy war.
 

GottaHurt

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Yea, #6, don't get me started on a Kennedy rant. I hate that motherfucking family almost as much as Robert Bird, another lifelong worthless piece of shit.
 

Ctoit

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If it tastes heavy, your tongue needs exercise. Ask sinned_girl to help you out.


ROFLMFAO....... :cool:
 

Captain 151

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ron said:
17. Internet poser-assholes.

These are the people who are real shitheads in forums but who are totally different in person because they know that being an asshole IRL (in real life) might just land them a real-time punch in the mouth.
= Broken! :cool:
 
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8. Teenagers.

For angst and your constant, droning mantra consisting of "ihateschoolmylifesucksithinki'llcommitsuicidei'llk ickyourasswhydon'tyoulikemeblahblahblah." Fucking get over it. Read my other posts about this subject.

dude... life does suck and i am thinking of suicide.

j/k.

funny shit. you could be the next maddox :D
 
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well, shit ron, thanks for leaving something for the rest of us to rant about. Christ

Nice list. Reminds me of this time I jumped into Serbia. You may have seen it on the news. Anyways, I'm not really supposed to talk about it... errr yea those assholes suck
 

The_DEAL

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omfg that is crazy now there is nothing to chat about
:mfinger:
 

ron

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youknowthedeal said:
omfg that is crazy now there is nothing to chat about
:mfinger:
There is ALWAYS something else to chat about. Let me help you out: cats suck and dogs rock. Why do my neighbors' kids think our street is a skatepark? Why don't you keep your fucking dog from barking at 2:00 AM? Why the Hell is it so hard to get the first piece of toilet paper off a new roll?

Talk about the dumbasses who don't know when they have reached their limit, so they puke all over your floor.

Talk about the pinheads who will jump behind any cause, regardless of how lame, because they saw it on TV.

Feel free to steal any or all of my thoughts for your own use. You might impress your friends. Everything pisses me off these days, so it's not like I'll run out. No matter how hard I try, I don't think I'll ever find my own little Nirvana.

There. Feel better? I do. Now, go play outside.
 

The_DEAL

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ron said:
There is ALWAYS something else to chat about. Let me help you out: cats suck and dogs rock. Why do my neighbors' kids think our street is a skatepark? Why don't you keep you fucking dog from barking at 2:00 AM? Why the Hell is it so hard to get the first piece of toilet paper off a new roll?

Talk about the dumbasses who don't know when they have reached their limit, so they puke all over your floor.

Talk about the pinheads who will jump behind any cause, regardless of how lame, because they saw it on TV.

Feel free to steal any or all of my thoughts for your own use. You might impress your friends. Everything pisses me off these days, so it's not like I'll run out.

There. Feel better? I do. Now, go play outside, drone.

mr.ron you are an amazeing person
 

ron

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youknowthedeal said:
mr.ron you are an amazeing person
Hey, duct tape and zip ties all the way.

I don't necessarily like to stir up shit, but I probably couldn't live with myself if I didn't try to make the world a better place one dumbass at a time.
 
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Hey, duct tape and zip ties all the way.

I don't necessarily like to stir up shit, but I probably couldn't live with myself if I didn't try to make the world a better place one dumbass at a time.

OMG.. Dude you need to slow down. If you post any more gems like this (thus causing me to kiss your ass) people are gonna think I'm sweet on you.

Seriously, tho - nice to see some people on here that get the fucking picture. The rest of you - well, the best part about being clueless is that you think you're part of the group that gets it. Look around, junior, those people laughing - they're laughing at you, not with you.
 

GottaHurt

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badassmtbiker said:
OMG.. Dude you need to slow down. If you post any more gems like this (thus causing me to kiss your ass) people are gonna think I'm sweet on you.

Seriously, tho - nice to see some people on here that get the fucking picture. The rest of you - well, the best part about being clueless is that you think you're part of the group that gets it. Look around, junior, those people laughing - they're laughing at you, not with you.
I'm not telling you no more secrets..
 

GottaHurt

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badassmtbiker said:
how will I ever survive?
You'll have to look to Uncle Ron for the answers, because Broken is now kaput and I'm taking my ball and going home.
 
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GottaHurt said:
You'll have to look to Uncle Ron for the answers, because Broken is now kaput and I'm taking my ball and going home.
Yea, I saw that - what's up w/Broken? He's really done?
 

ron

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GottaHurt said:
You'll have to look to Uncle Ron for the answers, because Broken is now kaput and I'm taking my ball and going home.
Gosh I'd hate to think that my caustic sense of humor and perhaps warped sense of right and wrong has chased someone off.

Pansy. Heh, heh...
 

GottaHurt

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ron said:
Gosh I'd hate to think that my caustic sense of humor and perhaps warped sense of right and wrong has chased someone off.

Pansy. Heh, heh...
Nah, I'm pretty obnoxious and hard to shake.