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i actually knew a guy who was smooth enough (read:big enough asshole) to get away w/ shit like this all the fuckin time w/ chicks. he'd just leave one, take another w/ him, on his way to pick another up, and still have another waiting for him for later. wtf?
in spirit of the thread-
"baby, you must be exhausted, cause you've been running through my head all day!"
""you're a tall drink of water..."
"i'd like to get to know you better, after we have sex."
"you're so fine, you're mom must be really hot."
"you can't come over, cause i live w/ my mom."
"hey baby, its ok you're girlfriend will understand i want to hook up w/ both of you."
and lastly, the one thing you should never say to a girl, "i love you!" (esp. while having sex where you clearly were caught up in the moment.)
that last one LOL was for you guys...gets real awkward, real quick.