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Things that you shouldnt say to girls...

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gehtfuct

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gurlgonewild said:
Ha, ha owned by johnny...:woot:
Yes,johnny wins at the internets. I feel so....



"Hey baby! johnnys the name,and owning at the internets is my game."

That line will geht you laid for sure.
...or kicked in the dick.
 

dustinzgirl

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"Bitch get me a beer" doesnt seem to go over to well.
"Your stupid" also will not get you laid
"Im hung like a donkey" not to be used on the first date.
 
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no no you all have it wrong

as a matter of fact yes your ass does look fat in those jeans :)

no your tits are small :(

ya you've gained some weight maybe you should change :cool:

and for the nice tits comment, i have smaller boobies and i love it when guys comment on them :cool:
 

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Drink lol

Well i was wanting a coke but now for some reason im wanting milk *wait for slap*
 

Nunzii

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Run...

"What's the big deal? You have another birthday next year"
"Are you sure the dress shrunk?"
"That's not the way my ex did it"
 

RageAgainst

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Don't say "wow you're beautiful today!!" especially if it's your gf.

It's meant as a compliment but the bitch will say "what I'm not beautiful the other days" sigh...women.
 
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how old did you say were again?

ummmm as soon as your done i got to meet the guys, so do you mind making it quick
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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What are you doing in my bed... Man I had to be REALLY drunk last night.

Yup, you definately look better when I'm drunk.
 

gehtfuct

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So,Mrs.Powers...You say Max will be gone all weekend?
Do you fancy some muddfishin"?
What's that smell?
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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i just recently had a bad experience with my 'girlfriend'...................im pissed off with everyone at the moment.
 
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YUCK FOU!!! said:
i just recently had a bad experience with my 'girlfriend'...................im pissed off with everyone at the moment.
Haha, yeah, that would be pretty bad to say when you're having sex...

I'm assuming that's not what you meant by that post...
 

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The check's in the mail and I promise not to.....UUUhhhhhhhh....too late.
 

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Rage against said:
Don't say "wow you're beautiful today!!" especially if it's your gf.

It's meant as a compliment but the bitch will say "what I'm not beautiful the other days" sigh...women.
laughing, can't stop :ugly:

"women should be barefoot, pregnant & in the kitchen."
"you really should look into getting a boob job."
"quit asking me if you look good, who cares? no one looks at you anyway!"
"pull my finger."
"let me introduce you to my mother, the person who's place you'll be taking."
 
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