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Things that you shouldnt say to girls...

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MaxPower

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I'm suprised none of the women said these little gems:

(When she's bitching about something) "You sound just like your mother"

(When she's really mad at you) "You're beautiful when your angry"
 

skylinec

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[When shes talking] "Okay, Should I care because I need to know if I should smile and nod or not?" Or "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch and Bitch is that all you do! Wanna fuck now?"
 

dustinzgirl

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(note to GGW: I would love to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, but since in this day and age you cant raise a fucking family without two incomes, Im kind of screwed)
 

chucktheskiffie

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MaxPower said:
(When she's really mad at you) "You're beautiful when your angry"
I stand by my thoughts.... chicks love that one and i don't care what they say!!
 

keebs

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"I’m in weight watchers, your fat and I’m watching you."
 

MaxPower

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#46
chucktheskiffie said:
I stand by my thoughts.... chicks love that one and i don't care what they say!!
Fine. It's your funeral.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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"You know, you get me off almost as quick as my newest firefox extension!"

"I've had better sex in a chat room. Alone."
 

chucktheskiffie

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"I'll give you $10 to take it in the mouth, $20 to swallow, and $50 to gargle"

EDIT: This is really easy! all i have to do is remember the things i have said that have got me slapped in the past...
 

dustinzgirl

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"You have a really nice ass. Can I lick it?"

"I dont think you are fat, just not thin."

"You would be really pretty if you didnt talk"

"You have sexy eyes. Want to fuck?"
 

dustinzgirl

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chucktheskiffie said:
Come on DG... you can't tell me that old gem doesn't work!!!

Don't insult a classic!
Not if your broke, ugly, and smell like old beer it wont.
 
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"So,....do you always look like that?"

"ummm, you should really shave that off."
 

G's-up

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" Funny thing, I lasted longer with your mom last night "...... :p
 
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"So what if I didn't wash my hands after using the bathroom? My hands were on my cock. So if I touch you, that's like my cock is rubbing up against your body. Girls like that, right?"
 
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"The whole 3-liter bottle will fit up there, right?"
 

gurlgonewild

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bwm: "why are you mad at me?" "......no, no i don't know why!"
female: "you know why i'm mad at you, i shouldn't have to tell you!"

.........decrypting....in 5 seconds......4, 3, 2, 1
bwm: "why are you being such a bitch to me, what'd i do?"
female: "i am pissed off at you for thinking its always all about you. can't i be pissy AND take it out on you w/o it being all about the bwm?"

and finally, the thing you should NEVER say to a woman-
bwm: "now you're just being irrational".

:mad:

.........pretty straight forward.
 
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