Things you never hear people say

[MaxPower]

".....so anyway, then I took the ice pick out of my eye, and we were best of ftiends after that."

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

i was shot 105 times in the head and later that week i won the beuty pagent for nicest face.

 

[dustinzgirl]

Once i got my dick stuck in a transvestite chicken. It pecked at my balls for days.

 

[Bullshyt]

I'm intelligent, I do my grocery shopping at Wal Mart.

 

[crazyshannon]

Last night my girlfriend had this totally sexy camel toe going on.

 

[stoj]

Damn George Bush is intelligent.

 

[Descent]

I once ate my own smegma for dessert. I was on welfare at the time and ran out of cookies.

It was cheesy.

 

[gehtfuct]

gehtfuct is a....GOD!!!

amen.

 

[G's-up]

PLease, please PLEASE let me swallow?!!

 

[Hypertron]

No, I don't want a blowjob, that just dosn't feel right...

 

[magnolia]

Sure, I'd love to clean the greese traps out. It's so much fun...

 

[J13]

no i really do find it attractice when you fart.

 

[G's-up]

Damn that mrnewbie is a great flamer.......(of course you must not count when he hears this in the gay bars he frequents).........

 

[MrNewbie]

g-string always talk about hes self-experiences when he talks about gay stuff...

 

[Hypertron]

Teacher: And now we will talk about the great French victory of...

 

[G's-up]

g-string always talk about hes self-experiences when he talks about gay stuff...

Its ok we're all friends here you can let it out, you know that was you that grabed my ass last night and was rejected........I didnt mean to hurt your feelings you just werent' man enough looking for me..... XOXO

 

[MrNewbie]

Its ok we're all friends here you can let it out, you know that was you that grabed my ass last night and was rejected........I didnt mean to hurt your feelings you just werent' man enough looking for me..... XOXO

Your illusions isn't real sorry... News flash?

 

[morelos]

Damn George Bush is intelligent.

AEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

here's something sad: i have an aunt and uncle who parrot rush, and who think george is one of the most intelligent men the world has ever known.

thank god we live in california and their votes won't fuck the system up.

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Your illusions isn't real sorry... News flash?

mr newbie, whats with the copy of brokens avatar?

 

[Broken]

mr newbie, whats with the copy of brokens avatar?

He likes my balls.