Things you never hear people say

MaxPower

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".....so anyway, then I took the ice pick out of my eye, and we were best of ftiends after that."
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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i was shot 105 times in the head and later that week i won the beuty pagent for nicest face.
 

Descent

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I once ate my own smegma for dessert. I was on welfare at the time and ran out of cookies.

It was cheesy.
 

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Damn that mrnewbie is a great flamer.......(of course you must not count when he hears this in the gay bars he frequents)......... :thumbsup:
 

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MrNewbie said:
g-string always talk about hes self-experiences when he talks about gay stuff...
Its ok we're all friends here you can let it out, you know that was you that grabed my ass last night and was rejected........I didnt mean to hurt your feelings you just werent' man enough looking for me..... :) XOXO
 

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G-string said:
Its ok we're all friends here you can let it out, you know that was you that grabed my ass last night and was rejected........I didnt mean to hurt your feelings you just werent' man enough looking for me..... :) XOXO
Your illusions isn't real sorry... News flash? :mfinger:
 

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stoj said:
Damn George Bush is intelligent.
AEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

here's something sad: i have an aunt and uncle who parrot rush, and who think george is one of the most intelligent men the world has ever known.

thank god we live in california and their votes won't fuck the system up.