16. @CoprophagousCop have you ever actually gotten laid?I was originally going to put that as number 5, but then I realized it was covered by the parents clause.
14. @BeautifulSniper
I always avoid these types. Their Grindr profiles are always a trainwreck.
*Picture of guy with dyed hair, goofy clothes, fat* Hi! Zir here. I have high standards. You better have a profile picture and say something interesting, or I'm will block you. If you don't date all races and genders, I will block you. If you don't respond to me with Zir pronouns, I will block you. I'm not here to date, so please don't ask me out. Let's just be friends. Please follow my Instagram. I will go out on a date with you if you give me money. Don't expect me to give you any attention.I am a Gender-fluid trans-racial and transvestite. Zie, Sie, Ey, Ve, Tey are my preferred pronouns
You would have to be quite flexible for that.
You could always use a sex toy.
Wait! We're involving sex toys now!? Can it even be considered sex if the only sexual part is the sex toy?
@Icarus, one of the original members of this gang, has not been around here for over two years and has not posted anything for almost ten years. I vaguely remember seeing posts about him sitting on a toilet on his porch in some silly picture game thread. @BRiT, do you long for the early days of wtf.com? I believe this site was much more lively back then.
Shampoo in the penis is not fun trust me...
