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Things you should'nt say to guys.........

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G's-up

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Alright since we have a thread about what not to say to girls I figured it only appropriate to have one for the guys........Lemme start.....


"I've seen vienna sausages bigger than that"......... :cool:
 
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"I have to tell you something. I'm really a man."
 

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"Are you and your dad on the same diet? You both leave the same taste in my mouth"........muahahahahahahaha :p
 
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"Please, put on this dress for me! I won't tell your friends."
 

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"Was there an accident during your circumcision?"

"Sorry, I never date guys with bigger breasts than I have."
 

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"Wow. You know your feet are so big, I was really anticipating a little more... Well a lot more really."

"So how comfortable are you with your sexuality?"

"Are you the jealous type? 'Cause my pimp hates that type."
 

gehtfuct

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OH MY GOD!! I can't beLIEve how good you are at sex.
You've got it down to less than sixty seconds.
 
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AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW its so cute :p

you know you do that just like your brother

your such a good friend

your such a nice guy

oooooooooooo look at his ass

yes i'll have a threesome with you and her, but you can bet your bottom dollar that next weekend you'll be sucking some major dick
 
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Hope you enjoy your birthday presents, I'll give you a hint, it starts with herp, and ends with erpes. I already gave it to you.
 

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MagicHobo said:
Hope you enjoy your birthday presents, I'll give you a hint, it starts with herp, and ends with erpes. I already gave it to you.
herperpes??? - thats the worst kind!!

"i have a headache"
 
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