WTF ... IS WTF!?
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Skitch0o0

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.. damn near every woman I've dated. It's fun to play around with for a while, but eventually the bitching gets a little old.

I was bored so I just decided to stop in and drop a little "Fuck Y'all".

Missed ya. Probably didn't miss me... :mfinger:
 

shep

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Skitch0o0 said:
.. damn near every woman I've dated. It's fun to play around with for a while, but eventually the bitching gets a little old.

I was bored so I just decided to stop in and drop a little "Fuck Y'all".

Missed ya. Probably didn't miss me... :mfinger:

well hey fuck yall too,I don't remember u
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
.. damn near every woman I've dated. It's fun to play around with for a while, but eventually the bitching gets a little old.

I was bored so I just decided to stop in and drop a little "Fuck Y'all".

Missed ya. Probably didn't miss me... :mfinger:
I remember you, you left! :thumbsup:
 

swizeguy

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i rememberd ya but i didnt know that you left... but i guess you can never really leave wtf
 

MaxPower

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of course we missed you. It was like having my right testicle removed
 

Descent

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FUCKS YEAH! I MISSED YOU SKITCH!

Now make us all laugh, ya damn panda fucker :D !
 

Skitch0o0

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Zickddot said:
i dont know who u r?
Well, maybe that has something to do with the fact that you've only been here a week and I haven't posted in that week... Or maybe you're just retarded... Or I supposed it could be both.
 

Skitch0o0

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deus_ex_machina said:
an ass hat n00b.
Good to know that you're still stupid. (The best part is, that's about the worst flame I could have possibly come up with and it'll still probably send you on one of your lame little rants where you end up getting DG all foaming at the mouth after me. :p )
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
Good to know that you're still stupid. (The best part is, that's about the worst flame I could have possibly come up with and it'll still probably send you on one of your lame little rants where you end up getting DG all foaming at the mouth after me. :p )
:D im not in the mood. :thumbsup: go suck someone else off :thumbsdn:
 

Skitch0o0

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deus_ex_machina said:
:D im not in the mood. :thumbsup: go suck someone else off :thumbsdn:
Who shoved a monkey up your ass? I'm sorry that you're pissed off that, that guy stole your penguin sex toy. Get over it, kid. He'll give it back eventually, I'm sure. Albeit, dirty and defiled...
 

Icarus

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Welcome back Skitch... I see you've read "How to win friends and influence people" again.

:thumbsup:
 

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WTF?

WTF is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

WTF is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

WTF is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
WTF is this really, really tall mountain.
WTF is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

WTF is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
WTF is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
WTF is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
WTF is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

WTF is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
WTF is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
WTF is where the buses hide at night.
WTF is the empty pages at the end of the book.

WTF is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
WTF is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
WTF is the little green pebble in your shoe.
WTF is the orange print in the yellow pages.


WTF is a pickle without the bumps. WTF is why ducks eat trees.
WTF is toast without bread. WTF is a venetian blind without the slats.


WTF is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in WTF's navel.

WTF is an apostrophe on drugs.
WTF is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
WTF is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
WTF is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

WTF is the echo of silence.
WTF is the parsley on the plate of life.
WTF is the sales tax on happiness.
WTF is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

WTF is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
WTF is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

WTF is the donut hole.
WTF is the whole donut.

WTF is an annoying series of email messages.
WTF is the color only blind people can see.

WTF is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

WTF is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
WTF is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
WTF is the yin without yang.
WTF is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

WTF is why lisp has so many parentheses.
WTF is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

WTF is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
WTF never sleeps.
WTF is the "een" in baleen whale.

WTF is neither a particle nor a wave.

WTF is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

WTF is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
WTF is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
WTF is an antebellum flagellum fella.

WTF is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

WTF is the smallest number greater than zero.
WTF lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


WTF is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
WTF is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
WTF was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

WTF is the founding father of the phrase "founding father."
WTF is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
WTF is Jesus' speech advisor.
WTF keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
WTF invented the green hubcap.
WTF is why doctors ask you to cough.

WTF is the "ooo" in the varooom of race cars.
WTF uses two bathtubs at once.



I cannot escape them
No matter how I try
They wait for me everywhere
I cannot pass them by.

Driving down the street
I see "Jesus Is Lord"
And then immediately after
I hear the word "WTF!"

Innocuous sayings and parables
And on the evening news
I hear the word "WTF!"
And suddenly I'm confused

I sit alone in my room
And I'm feeling rather bored
I turn on the tube and guess what
I hear the word "WTF!"

"Don't see the WTF members and they won't eat you"
That's what I've heard the wisemen say
But I can't get away from those beasties
There's just no fucking way.

Fnord.
 
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Skitch0o0 said:
Who shoved a monkey up your ass? I'm sorry that you're pissed off that, that guy stole your penguin sex toy. Get over it, kid. He'll give it back eventually, I'm sure. Albeit, dirty and defiled...
you know...it sure feels great when i know who the pussy was the gave me bad rep even though they didnt sign their name. :thumbsdn: here you go, ill return the favor, shithead. :D
 
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deus_ex_machina said:
you know...it sure feels great when i know who the pussy was the gave me bad rep even though they didnt sign their name. :thumbsdn: here you go, ill return the favor, shithead. :D
reppower fight.

bunch of sissies! :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Skitch0o0 said:
Well, maybe that has something to do with the fact that you've only been here a week and I haven't posted in that week... Or maybe you're just retarded... Or I supposed it could be both.
::In my best Cheech and Chong voice:: That could cause like a rip in the space time continuum maaannn
 

Skitch0o0

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NoSubstance said:
Welcome back Skitch... I see you've read "How to win friends and influence people" again.

:thumbsup:
Well, you know me.
 
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