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this is a question for my fellow men...

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hey guys. i need to ask a question.... i am 15 years old... and sometimes my nuts stink really bad..... what the fuck do i do?
i dont want a girl to be giving me head and having to cover her nose.....:mad: so any help is appriciated
 

Piro

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#2
try taking a shower. dont forget to use the soap ;)
 
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umm ya besides the fact i got an upset tummy just reading this, i felt bad so i wanted to answer. get an anti fungal cream, after showering, dry really well and put the cream on your twins this sounds weird but vagisil works really well.
/me waits to read all the sarcasim.
 

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It sounds like some kind of infection or fungal problems, I've never had the problem myself so I don't really know what I'm talking about. Get it checked out by your GP -if your docter is female, atleast try to keep "him" under control.

If you balls are excessively sweaty, put some talcom(sp?) powder on your nads.
 

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alcapone4life said:
hey guys. i need to ask a question.... i am 15 years old... and sometimes my nuts stink really bad..... what the fuck do i do?
i dont want a girl to be giving me head and having to cover her nose.....:mad: so any help is appriciated
wtf!? this has never happend to me, do you clean up after masterbation!?
 

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You have cock-rot. They'll have to amputate.

Luckily you won't be able to have children so there is really no end to the benefits the procedure will have for the world.
 

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Karl said:
You have cock-rot. They'll have to amputate.

Luckily you won't be able to have children so there is really no end to the benefits the procedure will have for the world.
Hey, you need to go read the rules about this forum. Making fun of folks with issues and NOT offering any real advice isn't a good idea jerkweed.

alcapone4life said:
thats okay.... this doesnt need to go anywhere except here with u guys
No, you need to go see a doctor. At least look for information on www.webmd.com Do you really think taking medical advice from strangers over the internet is such a great idea? Especially when your nuts are involved?

Do they itch? Are they red? Is the skin tender? (More than normal) You could have a fungal infection like jock itch.

Do you workout or sweat a lot? Are you overweight? If the answers to the first 3 questions are no and the answer to one of these last 2 questions is yes, you could just have nasty ball sweat.

But I don't think anyone here is a doctor. Your best bet would be to go to a clinic and get it checked out. Sure it'll be embarassing... but far less than dropping trousers infront of some chick and stinking up the room with a nasty nut funk. They may tell you to shower more often, they may give you a cream... but at least you'll KNOW.
 
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WTF , some random nobody makes a joke about his stinking balls , and shit load of people fell for it .
Does enyone of you actualy think that if a person has that kind of problem for real he'll write about it in a web forum .
Blahaha someone here is quite stupid it's either the one who wrote it or the ones anwsering it . Well it could be me but that's slightly possible so it doesn't worth mentioning .
 

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The--Butcher said:
WTF , some random nobody makes a joke about his stinking balls , and shit load of people fell for it .
Does enyone of you actualy think that if a person has that kind of problem for real he'll write about it in a web forum .
Blahaha someone here is quite stupid it's either the one who wrote it or the ones anwsering it . Well it could be me but that's slightly possible so it doesn't worth mentioning .
Someone reading this may have this problem, however unlikely that may be. It's all constructive, so shut the fuck up.
 

UberSkippy

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The--Butcher said:
WTF , some random nobody makes a joke about his stinking balls , and shit load of people fell for it .
Does enyone of you actualy think that if a person has that kind of problem for real he'll write about it in a web forum .
You haven't been on the internets for very long have you?
 

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alcapone4life said:
hey guys. i need to ask a question.... i am 15 years old... and sometimes my nuts stink really bad..... what the fuck do i do?
i dont want a girl to be giving me head and having to cover her nose.....:mad: so any help is appriciated