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This is fucking Bullshit!!

dhpoz24

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This is fucking Bullshit!!! Here we are, my woman and I (we've been together for a year and about 5 months) about to start making out and this is what she says: "None of this (touching or sucking of the breast), this (touching or sucking of the butt), and none of this (touching or sucking of the puss) alright?" Im like what the fuck!! But i dont say anything; i keep my mouth shut just to please her. So we move to the back seats and we start to make out. All im thinking about is how the fuck could she just flat out put limits on us like that and not even be bothered by the idea, so i finnally ask her whats going on and then we start this whole conversation about this shit. After a while, everything is resolved. Alright we start up again; she tries to give me a hickie, so i say "Baby you know thats just gonna get me into the mood" So she stops. So i go for it. She's like what are you doing, and im like well if you dont do it to me, then ill do it to you. But then we just start arguing and shit again, and it just pisses me off. Here she is telling me that i cant do anything to her and then she starts it!! Shit i fucking hate it. Its like shes trying to have control over every fucking thing about us and if i want anything i cant say shit about it cause it takes her so fucking much to just say " you know what, you do treat me right and you do do everything that i say, here is some thank you. But no!! Its like FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY OWN LIFE AND IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR U!! Shit, why do i even try to be nice with her? Everytime she wants to do something im like alright baby whatever you want, and then here i am, just wanting something that we both enjoy and also that we both rarely do, ( maybe like once every month or so) and she says no. I fucking have to ask her if i can make out with her. Its like please, give me a fucking break man, you're mine and im you's, so lets fucking act like it!! And the funny thing is man, whenever she wants to do something like that, im like alright we'll do it. But when its me, its like hell no, how can you ask me to do that even though she's the one like likes sucking on my cock!! I just dont get it man. And then shes like, you see this is what happens to a relationship when you mess it up and start doing shit like that. Im like hell no baby, thats just a fucking lame excuse for people who cant live up to their decisions about what they want, its fuckin Sick!!! I FUCKING HATE IT MAN! it just makes me want to pull out of this relationship and go out with someone that a shitload more sure of herself!!! i dont fucking know man, it just sucks man. Just Pray for me, whoever reads this shit man, pray that everything will just happen for the best, ( i kinda want to break up with her, not just becuase of this, but because of other things that have happened between her parents and i) but thank you!!
 

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shit you just reminded me of something stupid i did at a party last night.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck
 

mariusthegreat

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yo dude..that shit happened to me ...last relationship.....chick dumped my ass after almost a year...she used the lame ass excuse of pre-marital sex ....i was like..wtf? she was the fuckin instigator many of the times....so to this my friend...i say fuck it...she'll end up breaking your heart....prepare youself my friend....prepare youself to move on and find a chick whos gonna be open..and willing to explore what youve been wanting to explore....nothing wrong with being sexual.....so long you are carful about it...protection..etc..... take care my friend...and youll be in my prayers....
 

dhpoz24

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Yeah

Now its the following morning and i think that i may have blown things out of proportion a bit, yet i still have to talk to my woman about this and we'll see whether or not she feels that same why now. We've done stuff before, and we've enjoyed it, but its about whether or not she regrets it (shes a really good christian girl) and the thing is, i dont want to take that away from her because thats something i cherish about her, but its kinda bugging me. We decide yes, and then we decide no. And its just back and forth all the time. I mean i know shes very insecure, not only about that but about her looks and what i think about them. I love her though, we'll talk and make everything all better, i really lover her.
 

mariusthegreat

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ok dude..seems like you really dig her...my last two gf's were really christian too....which is cool...and thats very respectful of you ..in saying that you dont wanna take that from her..but trust me my friend....trust me when i say that in the end..if she ever wants to break up with you...she'll use all the sexual things you did....against you...she will throw that in your face...that becuase of you she sinned..blah blah blah....she might even go as far as saying that you degraded her....which is bullshit...since she agreed to mess around ...be sexual...with you....let me tell you my friend...a guy who respects his gf....will only go as far as she lets him go....you seem like you respect her...and obviously really into her...so dont force things...let them happen...and always remind her that only to do it if shes up for it....you dont wanna get your heart stomped on and that be the reason why....also..talk to her about religion...trust me man....you gotta be open with her...even if you disagree with what she has to say....at least she'll know that she can confide in you if she ever needs to about that sorta stuff.....good luck man
 

phil

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what's a hickie? they don't have them when i watch porno :(
 
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a hickie is a love bite, when u basically suck the other persons neck which bursts blood vessels and leaves a red mark, it doesnt actually bleed tho
 

dhpoz24

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mariusthegreat is one of the coolest person ive talked to!! I have much appreciation for you bro! :)
 

mariusthegreat

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dhpoz24 said:
mariusthegreat is one of the coolest person ive talked to!! I have much appreciation for you bro! :)
Thanks man....just here to help....sometimes rant a lil fuckyou..here and a lil fuck you there....mostly try and help....
 

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speaking of hickies. Me and some friends were drinking last night when my friend..."bob" says something mean(I didn't hear) about my friend "joe"'s girl...It was all resolved when "bob" gave a hickie to "joe" on his ass........I will never let them forget that moment.
 
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Shit i fucking hate it. Its like shes trying to have control over every fucking thing about us and if i want anything i cant say shit about it cause it takes her so fucking much to just say " you know what, you do treat me right and you do do everything that i say, here is some thank you. But no!! Its like FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY OWN LIFE AND IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR U!!
Thats women for you. They try and take everything from you, first its your dignity, then your pride, then your wallet. You gotta be strong man, and put a stop to it. I used to do the whole "yes baby whatever you want" But now i'm in control. Sometimes you just have to stop giving them what they want.

Here is the ultimate test, and for all you guys here that are going to say "OMG I can't do that or dont listen to that" (Can Suck it cause it works) One day when she wants to have sex with you, just turn her down. Turn her down a couple of times in a row. Shit that will burn something in head that will drive her crazy, cause now she feels like you dont need her, or are not as interested. She will respect you more instead of always saying yes. I know its hard to turn down "Pussy" but it pays of in the long run!
 

otepsoul

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dhpoz24 said:
This is fucking Bullshit!!! Here we are, my woman and I (we've been together for a year and about 5 months) about to start making out and this is what she says: "None of this (touching or sucking of the breast), this (touching or sucking of the butt), and none of this (touching or sucking of the puss) alright?" Im like what the fuck!! But i dont say anything; i keep my mouth shut just to please her. So we move to the back seats and we start to make out. All im thinking about is how the fuck could she just flat out put limits on us like that and not even be bothered by the idea, so i finnally ask her whats going on and then we start this whole conversation about this shit. After a while, everything is resolved. Alright we start up again; she tries to give me a hickie, so i say "Baby you know thats just gonna get me into the mood" So she stops. So i go for it. She's like what are you doing, and im like well if you dont do it to me, then ill do it to you. But then we just start arguing and shit again, and it just pisses me off. Here she is telling me that i cant do anything to her and then she starts it!! Shit i fucking hate it. Its like shes trying to have control over every fucking thing about us and if i want anything i cant say shit about it cause it takes her so fucking much to just say " you know what, you do treat me right and you do do everything that i say, here is some thank you. But no!! Its like FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY OWN LIFE AND IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR U!! Shit, why do i even try to be nice with her? Everytime she wants to do something im like alright baby whatever you want, and then here i am, just wanting something that we both enjoy and also that we both rarely do, ( maybe like once every month or so) and she says no. I fucking have to ask her if i can make out with her. Its like please, give me a fucking break man, you're mine and im you's, so lets fucking act like it!! And the funny thing is man, whenever she wants to do something like that, im like alright we'll do it. But when its me, its like hell no, how can you ask me to do that even though she's the one like likes sucking on my cock!! I just dont get it man. And then shes like, you see this is what happens to a relationship when you mess it up and start doing shit like that. Im like hell no baby, thats just a fucking lame excuse for people who cant live up to their decisions about what they want, its fuckin Sick!!! I FUCKING HATE IT MAN! it just makes me want to pull out of this relationship and go out with someone that a shitload more sure of herself!!! i dont fucking know man, it just sucks man. Just Pray for me, whoever reads this shit man, pray that everything will just happen for the best, ( i kinda want to break up with her, not just becuase of this, but because of other things that have happened between her parents and i) but thank you!!
oh man i remeber this thread lol
 

ReiMeishin

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If the physical stuff matters that much to you (not that it doesn't for me), all you can really do is give her an ultimatum. Life's too short to stay in something just to not hurt someone's feelings.
 

MUFFDIVER

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yo

dhpoz24 said:
This is fucking Bullshit!!! Here we are, my woman and I (we've been together for a year and about 5 months) about to start making out and this is what she says: "None of this (touching or sucking of the breast), this (touching or sucking of the butt), and none of this (touching or sucking of the puss) alright?" Im like what the fuck!! But i dont say anything; i keep my mouth shut just to please her. So we move to the back seats and we start to make out. All im thinking about is how the fuck could she just flat out put limits on us like that and not even be bothered by the idea, so i finnally ask her whats going on and then we start this whole conversation about this shit. After a while, everything is resolved. Alright we start up again; she tries to give me a hickie, so i say "Baby you know thats just gonna get me into the mood" So she stops. So i go for it. She's like what are you doing, and im like well if you dont do it to me, then ill do it to you. But then we just start arguing and shit again, and it just pisses me off. Here she is telling me that i cant do anything to her and then she starts it!! Shit i fucking hate it. Its like shes trying to have control over every fucking thing about us and if i want anything i cant say shit about it cause it takes her so fucking much to just say " you know what, you do treat me right and you do do everything that i say, here is some thank you. But no!! Its like FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY OWN LIFE AND IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR U!! Shit, why do i even try to be nice with her? Everytime she wants to do something im like alright baby whatever you want, and then here i am, just wanting something that we both enjoy and also that we both rarely do, ( maybe like once every month or so) and she says no. I fucking have to ask her if i can make out with her. Its like please, give me a fucking break man, you're mine and im you's, so lets fucking act like it!! And the funny thing is man, whenever she wants to do something like that, im like alright we'll do it. But when its me, its like hell no, how can you ask me to do that even though she's the one like likes sucking on my cock!! I just dont get it man. And then shes like, you see this is what happens to a relationship when you mess it up and start doing shit like that. Im like hell no baby, thats just a fucking lame excuse for people who cant live up to their decisions about what they want, its fuckin Sick!!! I FUCKING HATE IT MAN! it just makes me want to pull out of this relationship and go out with someone that a shitload more sure of herself!!! i dont fucking know man, it just sucks man. Just Pray for me, whoever reads this shit man, pray that everything will just happen for the best, ( i kinda want to break up with her, not just becuase of this, but because of other things that have happened between her parents and i) but thank you!!




yo i feel for you bro hang in there and dont forget if in need use PALMALA
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