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...NEWSDESK said:We're sorry to interupt your daily dose of WTF.com's random retardedness, but a matter of great urgency has arrisen.
This has just come onto my desk here at the WTF.com newsroom.
Kit has said goodbye.
You heard it here first folks.
Kit is leaving her MOD powers behind.
No more power abuse.
No more random thread locking.
It's going to be anarchy here at WTF.com folks.
The sky will fall,
The heaven's will collapse,
The stink in the Tavern will grow ever stronger,
The terrorist group headed by Muwab Al'Zarqui has claimed responsibility following the 11 P.M. admission by Moderator Kitana. Stating that the downfall of Kitana has been it's only goal since the inception of it's terror caompaign in Iraq, the terrorist group stated that the world has now entered a state of peace.
Site administrators Brit and Jason could not be reached for comment at the time of this release. It is suspect that both of the administrators have taken this news rather harshly and have since tried to drown their sorrow in and endless bottle of Wild Irish Rose, while listening to a constant loop of O' Danny Boy, and Taps.
Rejoicing in the street has started, and the downfall of WTF.com's intergral forum, The Writer's Block seems immenent. What will come of this lost Forum? Will there be a revolt to seek it's disolution? Or will the great folks of WTF.com band together to save one of it's most treasured cat turds instead?
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