I went to the florist yesterday to buy my wife flowers. I picked a bouquet up, stuck my head in there to smell them and one of the stems plucked me in the eye. After two hrs. of walking around in circles holding my eye I went to the doc and he dyed my eye and stuck a blacklight in my face and told me I gouged my retina. Thats why Im home today.
This Might Qualify Me As A Dipshit
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That's correct there are flower adds for this thread. I believe the forum matches patterns in the text to keywords for adds. Having flower components stick you doesn't make you a dipshit, you were just suffered misfortune. Nor does getting flower for your wife make you a dipshit. It indicates that a) you're really trying to get a peace of ass tonight, (you horney bastard 
) or b) she's currently pissed at you and you're trying to get out of the doghouse. At least this way, you have an excuse to get out of house chores for a reason she cannot get mad about!
) or b) she's currently pissed at you and you're trying to get out of the doghouse. At least this way, you have an excuse to get out of house chores for a reason she cannot get mad about!
concepts said:
I see a few problems...
1.- You are dumb enough to get married.
2.- You are dumb enough to spend your money on roses.
(Note, I am not flaming you. I am just stating my opinion)
The ads above are pulled to be related to what the topic of the thread. So no, it is not coincidence there are flower ads above your post.concepts said:
Hmm... Well, you maybe the exception to every rule. However I do not believe so. Soon enough you will see that getting married was a mistake. It always is.concepts said:
Hmm... you caught me. You won!concepts said:
concepts said:
LMAO! This was a funny story! I can just picture a man walking into a flower store, looking at all the nice flowers, bending down to waft in the sweet smell of perfume and taking a stem right through the eye. Mwahahaha! Well done.
that is why i hate flowers, if one buys them for a kiss ass present, i'll toss them in your face , and yes most men do prefer marriage for many reasons:1-they no longer have to chase chicks, 2-they never have to search for the booty, 3-men are lazy there for you get a live in maid, cook, and taxi driver
oh and about your tale, i giggled my ass off, sorry about the eye
, and yes most men do prefer marriage for many reasons:1-they no longer have to chase chicks, 2-they never have to search for the booty, 3-men are lazy there for you get a live in maid, cook, and taxi driver oh and about your tale, i giggled my ass off, sorry about the eye
Something greater than you intented can come from this. If the flowers work, you'll be off the couch tonight + plus with the eye injury you might consider an eye-patch! Which would put you well on your way to a bad-ass pirate getup!! Does anyone know where I'm going with this?
Nymphchick said:that is why i hate flowers, if one buys them for a kiss ass present, i'll toss them in your face
oh and about your tale, i giggled my ass off, sorry about the eye
Youve been meeting the wrong men or daddys got some problems.
1- Im not lazy I have more energy than her.
2- We share household chores ( yes I clean )
3- Id prefer she not go near the kitchen she cant cook ! I can.
Nymph girl...see about checking out a new breed of guy for yourself, the right guy will actually improve your life !
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