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Bullshyt said:
I hate you, I hate you very much

. Now insult me with your "awesome" comebacks.
these arent mine but i found them
Every time I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
- Oscar Levant
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
- Groucho Marx
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
- Hunter S. Thompson, on Herbert Humphrey
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
- Paul Keating
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
-Art Buchwald
The biggest bug in the manure pile.
- Elia Kazan, on Harry Cohn
He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.
- Henry James
I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb
Lets meet as little as we can.
- William Shakespeare, As you like it
I desire that we be better strangers.
- William Shakespeare, As you like it
Please try not to be such a wiener-head.
- Dave Barry
You had to stand in line to hate him.
- Hedda Hopper
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
- Mark Twain
I've got an idea; how about you go get a spoon, then you can eat my ass.
- Tyler Dodd
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.
- Samuel Hoffenstein
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill
You really have to get to know him to dislike him.
- James T. Patterson on Thomas E. Dewey
She's good, being gone.
- William Shakespeare
If only he'd wash his neck, I'd wring it.
- John Sparrow
Why do born again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time.
- Katherine Whitehorn
McEnroe was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.
- Clive James, on John McEnroe
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
- Wilson Mizner
I've had too much of your company.
- Bob Dylan
To know him was to like him. Not to know him was to love him.
- Bert Kalmar
He's the only guy I know whom Dale Carnegie would hit in the mouth.
- Bill Veeck
He has occasional flashes of silence, that make his conversation perfectly delightful.
- Sydney Smith, on Lord Macaulay
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
She never was really charming till she died.