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Thought For The Day

tonymontana

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Y'know those little office desk calendar things you can get? The ones where you rip off a page each day to reveal another. Well if you do, you may have noticed that they often have little sayings on them for each day. Usually sentimental bull-sh1t, but every now and then you might come across a good 'un. So anyway, I have one of these at my desk, and I got to thinking a lot of you probably do too. So this thread is a place to post any good sayings you find on your calendars, like this one I got today:

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible"
 

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"dont fuck with da hui, because da hui will fuck with you"
 

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baseball wrong... man with four balls cannot walk...

no wait that was an ancient chinese secret.. :) sorry..
 

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baseball wrong... man with four balls cannot walk...

no wait that was an ancient chinese secret.. :) sorry..
hehe, i dont think those two things fit together well.
 

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thats why its a joke... it dunna hafta...
 

Jung

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I haven’t used a paper calendar since I got my first computer. :happysad: But in keeping with the theme of the thread, I’ve always liked this saying:
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-Confucius
 
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but mom that's not fair....tough titty said the kitty


don't know what it means but that is what my mom always told me???:confused: