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Fringe Three Wishes

Invader

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Say that the legends of gennies and Djinn were true. If you had three wishes (and could not wish for more) what would you wish for? For me it would be:
1. To be a better boyfriend.
2. For my family and I to lead a better life.
3. For me to undue the pain I did to people very close to me.
 
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1. to be more motivated
2. to not be such a screw up
3. to have a better relationship with my family
 

void

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1. new lungs, please.
2. everything else the same.
3. something new..
 

Invader

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void said:
1. new lungs, please.
2. everything else the same.
3. something new..


I was hoping to find some serious answers. But this one made me laugh.
 

gehtfuct

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1. To stop MaxPower from sexually harassing me.
2. To be bestest friends with void.
3. To better edumakate mysef.

*If I could change one, I'd switch number three and trade it to geht nekkid with Zoloft. But don't tell anyone.
 

void

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Invader said:
I was hoping to find some serious answers. But this one made me laugh.
ahem, i am serious though..

my lungs are about 50 years older than me, i have fungus in them..
the rest of my life is fine.. i'm doing fine.. and don't have the ego to want excellence..
i like new experiences, so i would ask for one.

gehtfuct said:
2. To be bestest friends with void.
that constitutes harassment, and contravenes the restraining order, see you back in court..
 

Invader

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void said:
ahem, i am serious though..

my lungs are about 50 years older than me, i have fungus in them..
the rest of my life is fine.. i'm doing fine.. and don't have the ego to want excellence..
i like new experiences, so i would ask for one.

Oh, I am sorry. I didnt know you meant a new experiance. Now I feel like an idiot... :rolleyes:
 

OmegaZeto

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I'd say something faggish like "Complete control over the internet", but then EVERYONE would know I'm an asshole and find something better to do.

I would only take one wish.. It's a sappy but well-thought-out one:
That everyone would know and believe that which is absolutely, unchangingly true.
 

Nailbomb

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1. Omnipotence
2. I'd want to have the power of a Djinn, but without the goofy looking physical change and whispy legs.
3. Eh, fuck it. I'd make like Aladdin and turn the genie into a Djinn.
 
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1. To be a good teacher without all this school crap.
2. To get rid of world hunger (not to be pageantish just because that stuff really gets to me)
3. To put a better president in office.
 

Boycott

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1. Power to control people and their decisions
2. Lots of money
3. An awesome computer. This one is starting to suck.
 

dustinzgirl

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1. That mankind will no longer slaughter or abuse for purposes of physical or non physical gain, or power.
2. That there is always enough food, water, and shelter for every person on the planet.
3. That mankind no longer destroys the natural world.

I would wish for peace on earth, but I saw that x files episode.
 

Jung

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Boycott said:
2. Lots of money
3. An awesome computer. This one is starting to suck.
Why would you use a wish for something you could buy with a prior wish?

1) An infinite amount of money for my family and I.
2) Triple the life span for my family and I.
3) Increased intellect.
 

void

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junglizm said:
Why would you use a wish for something you could buy with a prior wish?

1) An infinite amount of money for my family and I.
2) Triple the life span for my family and I.
3) Increased intellect.
Junglizm was walking along a beach when his toe caught on a bottle, he bent down to look at it and noticed a genie trapped inside.. 'hmm, i wonder' said Junglizm.
He opened the bottle and out popped a genie. 'Sir', the genie said, 'I grant you three wishes for letting me out of that bottle in which i was trapped all these years.'
Junglizm deliberated and eventually decided on his three wishes.
'I would like an infinite amount of money for myself and all my family'.
The genie granted this.
'I would like the lifespan of myself and all my family to be tripled.'
This also was granted.
'And i would like a bridge built from California to Hawaii, and have it named in my honor.'
The genie just looked at him, wide-eyed.. 'But that's impossible, with the plate tectonics, the storms.. a bridge like that would never stand.. I can't possibly manage that. Sorry pick another wish.'
Junglizm thought again, and asked.
'In that case I would like an increased intellect for myself.
The genie looked up at Junglizm again and said, 'So that bridge, two lanes or four?'
 

Boycott

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junglizm said:
Why would you use a wish for something you could buy with a prior wish?
I could have a better computer than everyone. Like, with Genieware 5000 installed... And it would be better than computers in the way distant future.:thumbsup:
 

Who V Fuck R U?

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1. Vote all people who harm others out of the gene pool.
2. Re-establish basic decency and civility without having religion crammed down our throats.
3. Eliminate all corporate political lobbying.

Nice thread, Invader.

Damn, Void. That sucks. Having several medical difficulties of my own, I can relate, at least somewhat. BTW, love the Cal->Hawaii bridge request. Great genie story.
 
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gehtfuct said:
*If I could change one, I'd switch number three and trade it to geht nekkid with Zoloft. But don't tell anyone.
Yeah, good luck with that. I hear she's a frigid bitch. :eek:
 

Jung

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Boycott said:
I could have a better computer than everyone. Like, with Genieware 5000 installed... And it would be better than computers in the way distant future.:thumbsup:
Ok, well as long as you let me use my increased intellect to reverse engineer it. :D

Genieware better be Unix based too, goddammit.
 

skully

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zoloftcasserole said:
Yeah, good luck with that. I hear she's a frigid bitch. :eek:
OMFG! that is not true.....i know more about her than you do :p :thumbsup: