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Tick Dick Syndrome

necro

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To my extent of knowing, I wouldn't be the first one, but about 5 years back I was hiking thru some tall grass, and to make a long story short, we got back to the house, i went to take a leak, and noticed i had a tick on the head of my dick. Not a great place to have a tick. So there are about 3 ways i know of to get a tick out. 1. Dig into the skin with your fingernails and pop it's head out like a zit. 2. Take a match, light it, and blow it out, letting the heat be near the tick, it will back out. 3. Take mass amounts of vaseline and saturate the area. It will start to suffocate and back out for air. Now, Im not about to try to rip my dick into pieces, or burn it. Option #3 it was. That expirience sucked.


Edit: No pictures for this one :X
 

PatticusRex

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I'm not sure weather this should go in That's Gotta Hurt or Gross Misconduct...in any case...Ouch. That must have blown all sorts of goats.
 

dookie

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you forgot about option #4

have vigorous sex and it will crawl into the girl's cooter
 

dustinzgirl

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necro gone bad said:
To my extent of knowing, I wouldn't be the first one, but about 5 years back I was hiking thru some tall grass, and to make a long story short, we got back to the house, i went to take a leak, and noticed i had a tick on the head of my dick. Not a great place to have a tick. So there are about 3 ways i know of to get a tick out. 1. Dig into the skin with your fingernails and pop it's head out like a zit. 2. Take a match, light it, and blow it out, letting the heat be near the tick, it will back out. 3. Take mass amounts of vaseline and saturate the area. It will start to suffocate and back out for air. Now, Im not about to try to rip my dick into pieces, or burn it. Option #3 it was. That expirience sucked.


Edit: No pictures for this one :X
none of those is correct. grasp the head of the tic lightly and twist it counter clockwise.
 

magnolia

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Or you could get some rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and put it on the tick. It'll sting it and as a reation it will let go of you and u can just flush it away.
 

Nailbomb

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Or...you could just leave it there a while...


take some photos...


and make your own fetish paysite.
 
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dunno, gotta go with nailbomb here folks. i've never seen a tick, wouldn't know how to get rid of one. sounds painful though, sorry about your dick BTW.
 

necro

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Rofl @ Nailbomb, i dont know if that is gonna work out. Let you know if it does.

dookie, do you think that would actually work? :redface:
 
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For what it's worth .. anything that surprises a tick (e.c. burning it or mag's alcohol stinging suggestion) will cause it to vomit inside of you. If the tick has lime disease, the chances of you catching it are slim to none unless the tick puts something (e.c. vomit) inside of you.

Being a boy scout isn't as useless as it looks :)
 

blkrose4evr

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PatticusRex said:
I'm not sure weather this should go in That's Gotta Hurt or Gross Misconduct...in any case...Ouch. That must have blown all sorts of goats.
I agree. That's gotta hurt. But you have to admit, it's funny.
 

necro

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You try ripping a tick of the head of your cock and we'll see who'se dancing like they are being shot at and who is pointing and laughing.
 

Mr.Happy

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go to the hospital dude a mans dick is the most precious thing he has and if that tick has any diseases then your cock might just shrivle up and fall off

be careful with that sorta thing
 

necro

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Well, it happened long long ago, but i got it off. Trip to the hospital would have been the best thing, but that would have been expensive as hell, and it wouldnt save me any money on my car insurance. :thumbsdn: