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Toilet Paper: In or Out?

Which way is toilet paper supposed to unroll?


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BrIONwoshMunky

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#1
BRiT mentioned he has to attend a wedding tomorrow.

Has anyone ever heard of newlywed couples, or anyone else for that matter, arguing over how the toilet paper is supposed to unroll?

Way one: From the inside, so the end is between the wall and the rest of the roll.

Way two: From the outside, so the end is on the outside of the roll, away from the wall.

Way three: Taters

Way four: "I use some newfangled vertical toilet paper dispenser to dispell such arguments."
 
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#3
For the love of all that is holy, from the outside!!!!!!

It drives me nuts when it's between the roll and the wall. :sword:
 

ericman123

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Although I do have a verticle one, it has to be outside otherwise.
 

Mr.Happy

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i hate dem new-fangeled toilet paper thingamabobs back in my day all we had to wipe our ass was notebook paper!
 

Icarus

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I really don't care, but it's kind of nice when it's outside.
 

meh_it_all

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Way two, way two! WAY TWO! On the outside damnit!!!
 

gehtfuct

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Come on! It's the nineteen fifties. Who uses toilet paper anymore?
 
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RedOctober

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#11
It has to be on the inside, because then it rolls more smoothly.

And there should of course be some kind of slippery material between the wall and the paper.

You can do it however in the old Roman style.
You have your own bucket, a towel and a sponge on a stick.
Sand or soap to your own liking... :D
You can use that for cleaning, and dip your arse in fresh water.
 
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RedOctober

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gehtfuct said:
Come on! It's the nineteen fifties. Who uses toilet paper anymore?
You probably use a firehose... :rolleyes:

:banana:
 

gehtfuct

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#13
No thanks, I'm married.

But thanks for asking. I do have one, a large one at that.
But very seldom does it geht used.
 
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RedOctober

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gehtfuct said:
No thanks, I'm married.

But thanks for asking. I do have one, a large one at that.
But very seldom does it geht used.
Well... But it would be nice if you told us what you meant by your remark that we live in 2005 now.. :confuse:

What have I missed?

0 A toilet with a robot sweeper?
0 Or water sprinklers and warm air drying?
0 Maybe a soft rubber artificial snake toungh that seeks in every corner?
0 Or do you use hay?

For the real history buffs, I also have this tip..
Always wear a flat stone with you.
With rounded edges.
Just look around a bit in a rocky little river.
It's ideal to scrape the dirt from your butt.

I know this from an archologist..
They found a lot of those stones on a certain place
in the remains of a medieval house.
It's called limestone in English I guess..
The flat stone used on a roof, and to write on in school.
Also for the bathroom.. :cool:
 

CopyLifted

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It doesn't matter to me how the damn TP rolls out, as long as I have some when I take a shit. ;) It can be sitting on the bathroom sink counter for all I care.
 
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RedOctober

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CopyLifted said:
It doesn't matter to me how the damn TP rolls out, as long as I have some when I take a shit. ;) It can be sitting on the bathroom sink counter for all I care.
Don't think when you're using the last sheet,
you're far away when the next one is in great need. :D

Or in Dutch...

Denk niet bij het laatste vel,
wie na mij komt die redt het wel..
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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RedOctober said:
I know this from an archologist..
They found a lot of those stones on a certain place
in the remains of a medieval house.
It's called limestone in English I guess..
The flat stone used on a roof, and to write on in school.
Also for the bathroom.. :cool:


Slate. Slate is the roofing material, and the old chalkboard material.

Limestone, is white and chalky, and made from old seashells. If you grind it up, it'll absorb odors, and makes outhouses not stink.
 

skwabari_shtcak

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It has to go on the outside. And in my house, since I'm the only one that ever changes the damn roll, it's always on the right way. But I always know when the roll has run out because there is a new one on the floor, counter, back of toilet, etc. HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT IT ON THE DAMN ROLLER???? Whew, I feel better now.:)
 
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#20
For the love of God...it has to be outside.

Inside our Outside is not as important as Crumple or Fold...