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Too Many Freshmen

Death_Summoner

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I will be a Senior next year in my rural high school. There will be so many freshmen coming in next year that we will have 5, yes FIVE lunch periods. I propose a superb idea to handle this situation. Have all the students take an aptitude test, take the highest 100 students and the best athletic students and admit them to the high school. Take all of the rejects and put them inside cages where they will be served up in the cafeteria. This solves both the overpopulation of the class and the crappy quality of our gym mat meat biproducts served in the cafeteria.
 

Broken

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Hope you find your cage comfortable. Mr.. Bi product.
 

GottaHurt

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Just think, next year at this time you'll be "freshmeat", victimized by society as you enter (or get entered) into real life.
 

Death_Summoner

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GottaHurt said:
Just think, next year at this time you'll be "freshmeat", victimized by society as you enter (or get entered) into real life.
Real life is totally different than an underdeveloped school district. My school even announced that it had a total budget of 0 dollars because they pissed it away on stupid shit such as mobile labtops which suck ass.
 

GottaHurt

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Death_Summoner said:
Real life is totally different
My point exactly.Lighten up on the freshman, they're just trying to make it.They have bigger issues to deal with, like peer pressure, dating, acne and just trying to fit in without having to be hassled by troglodytes.


Death_Summoner said:
My school even announced that it had a total budget of 0 dollars because they pissed it away on stupid shit such as mobile labtops which suck ass
Yea, it's gotta really suck ass to use a laptop at school, ask Abe Lincoln, he did his assignments by writing in coal on the back of a shovel.School is what you make of it slapnut.
 
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hehe... that pic's great... reminds me of a terrible joke


What's better than winning 10 gold medals at the special olympics?




Not being retarded.
 

Death_Summoner

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GottaHurt said:
My point exactly.Lighten up on the freshman, they're just trying to make it.They have bigger issues to deal with, like peer pressure, dating, acne and just trying to fit in without having to be hassled by troglodytes.

Jeeze take a joke guy, have you ever read A Modest Proposal? It's about eating babies to keep population down. I also hate using the labtops because they are slow and I don't feel pain by simply walking seven feet into the computer lab with faster and cheaper desktops. You are like a wig wam and a teepee, two tents.
 

Bullshyt

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Let's just ease our minds and go to the local strip club.