Top Places to Hide Your Drugs

[dubaV2]

1. In a cigar tube, hidden under a roll of fat
2. Up your dogs butt, your ex-girlfriends butt or in your own.
3. Between a woman’s breasts.
4. In a condom in your stomach.
5. In your shoe.

Come on I know you all have your secret places, post them all in here.

This new show on Court TV covers this and similar topics it’s called The Smoking Gun, it is on this Monday and Tuesday, 10:30PM EST. It’s from the hilarious website from the same name, you know the website with the celebrity mug shots

 

[MaxPower]

Naaaaarrrrrk...he's a nark!!!!

Don't answer him. There's an entry team with a battering rams and flashbangs outside all your doors, just waiting for you to give up yer stash!!!

Oh, and by the way........Wall Safe behind a picture of Aircraft Carrier, USS Wright. It's just a small sak-o-weed though, and I'll eat it before you make it in the door.

 

[Big E]

Best place would be in a lub cover condom up your ass its not like I ever had to use that

 

[dubaV2]

Best place would be in a lub cover condom up your ass its not like I ever had to use that

Nice try but cops are actually trained to search a**holes, that show actually investigates it, and they do a pretty good job, so try again

 

[chaz_schaeffer]

new places

in your groin in a good place or under your hat

 

[neckdemon]

Nice try but cops are actually trained to search a**holes, that show actually investigates it, and they do a pretty good job, so try again

don't let for_starters see that. next thing you know he'll be applying for a job to be paid for what he does best.

 

[The_DEAL]

don't let for_starters see that. next thing you know he'll be applying for a job to be paid for what he does best.

i can hear the sizzleing from that one
btw... in your car... in between the windsheild and the roof

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

don't let for_starters see that. next thing you know he'll be applying for a job to be paid for what he does best.

give him a break he wont be here long

 

[_Kitana_]

lol

MY friends have never hid their drugs well enough where when i searched their car to take it somewhere I didn't find it and dispose of it.

yeppers...oh ur bag of weed. Out the window. Into the trash, flush it. Yep Yep

Kit is CRUEL

 

[otepsoul]

i pull out this part from my car near the a/c and i put it there.

 

[johnny kuntz]

I put it into an medicine box. when they start asking questions I say something in a made up language.

psyhoschizoborderlinos!

 

[MaxPower]

Yamderos a beladetahoho. Dostevos, mali natrinci .

dleto manav drefsala owned motherfucker !!!

 

[Fourples]

lol


If I had any I'd put it in an empty tampon case (the thing it slides out of, not the case itself) and put it with my other ones. I'd have to be carefull, though. Don't want drugs in the cat!

 

[Halfpintrocker]

lol... same here... hah....

 

[morelos]

if it's weed, nobody in california gives a fuck. in fact, i live in a county where pot enforcement is written in the books as 'last priority.'

other drugs than that, you can get creative. as long as it's completely sealed in a package, it's safe. prozac capsules (which aren't actually prozac anymore) will work, as will any white powder hidden in one of those twinlab brand dietary supplements (5-htp, DMAE, L-Arginine are all expected to be white powders in clear capsules) and in a drawer full of other medicines and supplements. it will not be suspect.

it's great to build a table with hollowed-out spots in legs or in between layers of board, etc.

how about a hollowed-out bible?

battery compartment for a radio controlled car, inside a computer case, get creative...

~ dan ~

 

[MaxPower]

lol


If I had any I'd put it in an empty tampon case (the thing it slides out of, not the case itself) and put it with my other ones. I'd have to be carefull, though. Don't want drugs in the cat!

dont wanna wind up grabbing the wrong one, and smoke a bone with a string hanging out of it.

 

[Fourples]

how about a hollowed-out bible?

~ dan ~

You'd defile the lord's book for DRUGS?

dude, your going to hell.

 

[Redkiller]

I've heard of a guy cutting himself open on his leg and sticking the cocaine underneath the skin.

 

[Fourples]

Yeah didn't the bag break and he got really sick?

 

[MaxPower]

Yeah didn't the bag break and he got really sick?

No but he talked a lot, and was really confident for days.