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Total buzz kill...

BRiT

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Alright, so I come home after a nice night out with former coworkers, followed up with an evening out with friends ... I come home, just want to sit down, chill a little, flirt with a rather sexy Maria, then crash for the night ... but what happens instead? I'm bombarded with emails concerning the sale of my domain and a handful of voicemails concerning the same. As an initial glance at afternic, it looks like they have it listed as being sold. Sorry. Not going to happen. EVER! What's even more insulting is the rather low price they have it listed for; a paultry $300. Pft. It should be 6 figures minimum! Now I'm dreading all the bullshit I'm going to have to straighten out with all the various cheap bastards and swindlers out there. I just have one thing to say to them 'Fuckers!' :bomb:

This was nearly a total buzz-kill. Fortunately, Maria's being extra spunky tonight...
 

BRiT

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<cue mysterious music>
I'll never tell... :p
 

Smiss

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You fucking suck. At least make us a special post in lj! :D
 

BRiT

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Oh, it's nothing major. We just have this understanding... She flirts with me and I flirt with her, we never need to worry about crossing the line about being too obnoxious or crude or perverted, about any drama happening, or about consequences... nothing but good clean innocent fun.
 

Smiss

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Pfft. I was expecting something juicy. :(
 
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well if u endn up finding those fuckers i would like to go and help u kick some fucking ass :mfinger: :gun: :gun: :gun:
 

BRiT

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Wow, talk about a blast from the way-back machine... Funny thing is, I'm trying to get drunk now while talking to Maria. I hate drinking beer out of a can, but that's all that's left.
 

bigck3000

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brit i've read some of your posts...if you might clear something up for me i would be deeply gratefull...what exactly is "praddle" and "twaddle" i have an idea but i dont know if they are the same or what...so any help would be great...especially because i was born after 1875, just cant seem to keep up with the lingo *sigh*
 

BRiT

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prat·tle Audio pronunciation of "prattle" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prtl)
v. prat·tled, prat·tling, prat·tles
v. intr.
To talk or chatter idly or meaninglessly; babble or prate.
v. tr.
To utter or express by chattering foolishly or babbling.
n.
1. Idle or meaningless chatter; babble.
2. A sound suggestive of such chattering; a babbling noise.
 

MaxPower

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bigck3000 said:
brit i've read some of your posts...if you might clear something up for me i would be deeply gratefull...what exactly is "praddle" and "twaddle" i have an idea but i dont know if they are the same or what...so any help would be great...especially because i was born after 1875, just cant seem to keep up with the lingo *sigh*
BRiT said:
twad·dle Audio pronunciation of "twaddle" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (twdl)
intr.v. twad·dled, twad·dling, twad·dles

To talk foolishly; prate.
n.
Foolish, trivial, or idle talk or chatter.
BRiT said:
prat·tle Audio pronunciation of "prattle" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prtl)
v. prat·tled, prat·tling, prat·tles
v. intr.
To talk or chatter idly or meaninglessly; babble or prate.
v. tr.
To utter or express by chattering foolishly or babbling.
n.
1. Idle or meaningless chatter; babble.
2. A sound suggestive of such chattering; a babbling noise.


That about sum it up for ya BC3k?