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Tree Question

Zoso

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If u could be a tree, any tree in the world, what tree would u be and why?
 

DIZNUTS

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Zoso said:
If u could be a tree, any tree in the world, what tree would u be and why?
umm one of those BIG ASS trees that live like 500 years or more.....why? so i can see humanity fuck up more......would really suck if i was in gettin in the way of a new building development lol
 

jamesp

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i think that i would be a pecan tree, that way everyone eats my nuts...wait that sounds grotesque....
 

DIZNUTS

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jamesp said:
i think that i would be a pecan tree, that way everyone eats my nuts...wait that sounds grotesque....
ouch......eating your nuts? man i dont even want to imagine the pain you would go through
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Palm-Tree.(So I can see women in bikini's all day)
Self-explanatory.
 

Woodreaux

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I'd be a RedWood or an Elm, or any large tree that was planted by Woodreaux's pad. That way I could enjoy Woodreaux and his chitlin's climbing all over me.
 
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I would be a pot tree and smoke myself. Jamesp thats kinda wierd that you would think of that.
 

breakology

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I would be one of those artificial bananna trees you get at wal-mart for $13.99 ... I won't need food or water and I will live forever! muahaha!
 

bnccoder

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Dave666 said:
I would be a pot tree and smoke myself. Jamesp thats kinda wierd that you would think of that.
It's a weed not a tree.........

I'd be a pecan tree because I'm nuts.
 

Brazen

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Zoso said:
If u could be a tree, any tree in the world, what tree would u be and why?
i want to be one of those kick ass trees in Willie Wonka's chocolate factory. You know the ones with the lollipops hanging off. I think it would be awsome.
 

bnccoder

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
i want to be one of those kick ass trees in Willie Wonka's chocolate factory. You know the ones with the lollipops hanging off. I think it would be awsome.
Wouldn't that be like sucking yourself off?
 

Brazen

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Dude, your growing your own candy. That is kick ass.
 

_Kitana_

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Dave666 said:
I would be a pot tree and smoke myself. Jamesp thats kinda wierd that you would think of that.
Pot doesn't come from a tree...