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Trip to work

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Getting off 495 onto the service road, the off ramp becomes the far left of (now) 3 lanes of the service road. So when you merge you're actually in a lane already, and people that are in the left lane prior to this merge are now in the middle lane.
Well this dumb cunt decides that she doesn't need to signal or even look to see if someone is getting onto the service road. She just decides to go for it. So I hold my ground and lean on the horn. She panics and over steers to the right crossing over the right lane and nicks the curb with her tire making a puff of smoke. I’m thinking to myself, “How could she not see me?”

The fucking Clincher! I kid you fucking not. This dumb bitch never stopped putting on her makeup. Through the whole incident which lasted about 3 seconds; she continued to feather out the blush on her cheeks.
To top it off, we stopped at the light behind me, and after being in such a hurry she almost killed me; she sits there for like 5 seconds after the light is green finishing he makeup. people behind her were blowing their horns and yelling at her.

Where's a spike strip when you need one.
 

dustinzgirl

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what an idiot! i dont wear makeup usually, so i dont see the point in doing something like htat.
 

MaxPower

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Apparently today was predestine to be eventful as far as my travels were concerned. Later on as I was going back to work from the office supply store, I saw a man backing out of a parking space. He was like 3/4 out when a woman in a Ginormous SUV started backing out. He stopped, and she didn’t see him so kept going. He's leaning on his horn. She's oblivious. He pulls back in.

.............Both assholes were gabbing away on the cell phone.


About 5 minutes closer to my job, on Route 110; I saw down the road, an opaque cloud spanning the whole road. "Hmm, must be some fire".
Traffic of course slowed to a crawl, as nobody could see. When I got up there, it wasn't smoke as I had thought. It was the automated fire suppression system at the Exxon gas station that had just been triggered.
Every car, every surface, every object was covered in a thick coating of fine white powder.

Suckers, sucks for them. :D
 

Captain 151

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Thats why I carry a 12-gauge shotty in my glove compartment, just for the times i need to drive on the god damn LIE. If you work on 110, why don't you take Southern state over? Anything's gotta be better than the LIE... When I used to work in East Northport, I would go about 5 minutes out of my way (and backtrack on Jericho Turnpike... :mad: ) just to avoid the LIE...
 

bigck3000

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Its funny up there in the north...but down here its like every day some guy gets shot for flipping the wrong person off. They dont even bother to get out of the car now...he just rolled down the window as they both were driving and shot the guy in the arm. Scary shit.