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Triptophan

Darkmage

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Known as the enzyme in turkey that cause hundreds of people to fall asleep after a turkey dinner, triptophan could be a dangerous thing. I have found myself falling victim to this narcotic chemical villain. I'm sure I am not the only one...anyone who has any story that deals with this turkey-day chemical, post it here
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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I passed out at work for like 90 mins. today thanks to an overdose of the turkey toxin.
 

shep

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I went head first into the christmas tree cause of that shit.I was picking needles outta my head for a week :redface:
 

OmegaZeto

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I would have had a bad deal with triptophan, but I was too busy scanning GlitchMasters comics on my dad's PC and shoving grandma's potato casserole into my casserole-hole. Happy thanksgiving everyone!
 

Descent

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Zeto said:
grandma's potato casserole into my casserole-hole
Ahhh. Nothing like some rectal stimulation to wake you up.

I didn't get tired at all from Tryptophan...I stayed up until 2 AM.

w00t!
 

Icarus

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I ate some turkey at my Uncle's...

I am such a lightweight. I hit the sack at 10:30, after almost falling asleep in my chair.
 

icka

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i was too drunk to feel the powers of the turkey