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True Friendship

Farceur

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Finally not one of those lame fake friendship poems.


1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

See...this is real friendship haha...
 

magnolia

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Nice, I love this. I'm saving it to my comp.
 
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Any person like that wouldn't be a friend of mine. It would be someone with a javelin lodged down their esophagus.
 
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Farceur said:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


See...this is real friendship haha...
Nice, dude. :thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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:thumbsup: this thread made me think of my best friend!

I should prolly call him :happysad:
 
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I love it - that's exactly like my best friend. That was insperational! Lol.
/me cries in happiness