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last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
 

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johnny kuntz said:
last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
Were they a couple of those cheerleaders?
 

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johnny kuntz said:
last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
Now that sounds like a Bait & tackle.
 

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johnny kuntz said:
last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
I bet you they where both guyz, homo, and when you found out you said, "oh well" and fucked them anyways.
 

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johnny kuntz said:
last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
for starters, we already knew your dick was that small, you didn't have to tell us. :thumbsup: :mfinger:
 

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I was born to reply to THIS post, my name implies this whole damn thread. Total bullshyt.
 

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I thought johnny was gay...did i miss something? :p

PS How do you nasal fuck someone...

Wait, I dont WANT to know, more of a rhetorical question.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
I thought johnny was gay...did i miss something? :p

PS How do you nasal fuck someone...

Wait, I dont WANT to know, more of a rhetorical question.

you have to have a really, really, really, REALLY small cock!
 

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johnny kuntz said:
last night I had a drink with some friends. I was walking to my home and suddenly I heard a voice: hey johnny!
It was susan with her friend tracy. I asked if they want to come inside and have a drink.
When I closed the door susan was already undressing tracy. she holds one breast in one hand and with the other she slowly moves towards tracies special place.

oh johnny are you gonna fuck us? please? she said.
I fucked the shit out of them!

oral, anal, vaginal even nasal!

when I was done, I said: now get the fuck out you filthy sluts!
they waved at me and said: thank you Johnny! cu next time!

:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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CopyLifted said:
JUst FYI: I messed up and CL was still logged in on the computer, so this was actually me posting the above comment, not him. Yes, I lack common sense, and Im sure he will spank me for it later......kind of looking forward to it.... :D
 
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this thread really shows the virginness thats hanging around this forum! :p
you faggots know shit when it comes down to sex! I had my first nasal fuck back
in '83 faggots!

for those "flaming" me about my dicksize --->

this is Tracy :thumbsup:

 

CopyLifted

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Dumb fuck, all that shows is that pic has been photochopped. owww somebody used the bloat tool on her nose. You closet fag.
 
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CopyLifted said:
Dumb fuck, all that shows is that pic has been photochopped. owww somebody used the bloat tool on her nose. You closet fag.
keep on dreaming faggot!
that pic is real and you know it! :thumbsup:
 
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