I'm just really nice.
I can't believe how much today's date (4/20) brings dumbass wannabe stoners out of the woodwork. I was walking home today, and when I went through this one neighborhood, a couple of kids jumped over a fence and started following me. I wasn't too worried about it, especially since I was about five inches taller than both of them and they were both pretty lanky, but they eventually started talking crap to me. I turned around and walked back towards them to see what their problem is, when one kid tries to swing at me. I leaned back and then kicked him in the chest. His friend immediately ran off, and the other kid and I scuffled a bit. I eventually hit him in the eye and he just yelled "F*** this!" and ran off. He managed to split my lip, but I just wiped the blood off and walked back home. When I was entering my neighborhood, this kid at a park came up and asked me to light his bowl. I recognized this kid (he stole some headphones from me a while back), so I told him to get the hell out of there. I think he realized who I was, and he started to walk away, but then turned around, and he started throwing punches at me too! This kid didn't last long though. Stoners never do. He left pretty quickly after I smacked him around. When I went into my house, I went to check my lip and noticed it had swollen up a bit. I guess I don't need to tell you I've been in a bad mood today, eh?