Two men camping in the mountains had spent 4 days together and they were beginning to get on each other's nerves. One morning, they decided to go thier own ways for the day and to meet back at camp that night.
That night over dinner, they began to discuss the happenings of thier day. The first man said "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley...I followed a stream up to a canyon and ate lunch. Then, I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out to dry off, I watched some deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. It was amazing. How was your day ?"
The second man tells him " I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a young, beautiful woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off her and gently lifted her off the tracks. I had sex with her in every imaginable way...all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired that I could barely move, I came back to camp"
"WOW" said his friend "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did she give you a blow job too ?"
"Nah" said the second guy "I couldn't find her head"
That night over dinner, they began to discuss the happenings of thier day. The first man said "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley...I followed a stream up to a canyon and ate lunch. Then, I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out to dry off, I watched some deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. It was amazing. How was your day ?"
The second man tells him " I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a young, beautiful woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off her and gently lifted her off the tracks. I had sex with her in every imaginable way...all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired that I could barely move, I came back to camp"
"WOW" said his friend "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did she give you a blow job too ?"
"Nah" said the second guy "I couldn't find her head"