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ultimate revenge anyone?

MsPunK

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ok so heres the deal. i am trying to find the ultimate revenge for the ultimate cunt.

my foster brother, was someone id known all my life. he came into our home, because the person he was with coulndnt handle him anymore. he had no where to go.he stole my mums alcohol to start with, then my game boy, my cd player, loads of cds, sold them all. we arent a rich family. all these things were a luxury to us. he took any money that was hanging around, bullied me, my mum, who wouldnt kick him out because his parents who were god friends of hers had died. he did all sorts of drugs, stole 120 pounds of rent money which in this house takes a lot of time to muster up. he sexually abused me, told me if i didnt give a blow job hed punch me. he bullied my friends, if they were round, he would literally come in and take the cover off them when they were aslepp so his mates could have cover. he stole 30 pounds out of my boyfriends wallet, then my next boyfriend, we looked in his rucksack and there was the new cd player id bin bought as a replacement, and my bfs mini disc player!! this is when i told him to get the fuck out of my house. he was a total ass hole, broke loads of things in the house, was unemployed, wuit college, etc. totall asshat. also he never admitted taking all this stuff even though half the time we caugh him red handed.

what can i do for revenge? and he fuckin deserves everything he gets believe me
 
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Death, followed by castration, followed by impeachment from public office.
 
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I'd have some big fucker stomp a mudhole in his ass , then thumb an eyeball out and have big boy skullfuck him brainless , then give him an icecream cone .

He'll get the picture .
 

Signify

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i always go with the honey and fire ants myself...
 

BhuT LuV

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TheLampIncident said:
Death, followed by castration, followed by impeachment from public office.
no no no, castration, followed by impeachment from office then death.
 

dustinzgirl

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lilstonerkat said:
ok so heres the deal. i am trying to find the ultimate revenge for the ultimate cunt.

my foster brother, was someone id known all my life. he came into our home, because the person he was with coulndnt handle him anymore. he had no where to go.he stole my mums alcohol to start with, then my game boy, my cd player, loads of cds, sold them all. we arent a rich family. all these things were a luxury to us. he took any money that was hanging around, bullied me, my mum, who wouldnt kick him out because his parents who were god friends of hers had died. he did all sorts of drugs, stole 120 pounds of rent money which in this house takes a lot of time to muster up. he sexually abused me, told me if i didnt give a blow job hed punch me. he bullied my friends, if they were round, he would literally come in and take the cover off them when they were aslepp so his mates could have cover. he stole 30 pounds out of my boyfriends wallet, then my next boyfriend, we looked in his rucksack and there was the new cd player id bin bought as a replacement, and my bfs mini disc player!! this is when i told him to get the fuck out of my house. he was a total ass hole, broke loads of things in the house, was unemployed, wuit college, etc. totall asshat. also he never admitted taking all this stuff even though half the time we caugh him red handed.

what can i do for revenge? and he fuckin deserves everything he gets believe me

Tell him you want to give him a bj, then bite it off and spit it in his face. OK, well that might not be a viable option. did you tell you family about the abuse? You should. Through his ass in jail. That would make more sense.
 

hy565

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wadeva u do just make sure this son of a b!tch gets out of your life he definitely deserves more than death revenge may not seem a good idea as..you see hes suck an asshole maybe he'll get his revenge after u got yours..if things get out of hand..call the cops :p
 

SOO_ANGRY

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wow he is the man. i really want to shake his hand. in a way u probably deserve it
 

Smoke

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hy565 said:
wadeva u do just make sure this son of a b!tch gets out of your life he definitely deserves more than death revenge may not seem a good idea as..you see hes suck an asshole maybe he'll get his revenge after u got yours..if things get out of hand..call the cops :p
You do realize, you can say the word "Bitch" on this website.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Wow that just really sucks...Now grab a gun and take cover folks, this one is about to shoot...Go go go Kill him kill him :gun:
 

Black Flame

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wow he is the man. i really want to shake his hand. in a way u probably deserve it

SOO_ANGRY's Sig:YOU'RE A DOOSH BAG
first of all, try DOUCHE bag. then maybe that supposid insult could prove to be a little more valid, rather than just making you out to be the douche bag, and then some.
secondly, if that was an attempt at sarcasm, haha, we're all very amused. insatiably clever i must say. if not, well i can tell you're going to go far in your life..
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Why revenge? Why not just forget the asshole and move on with life? He is out of your life, so it seems. Why in the world do you want to bring him back in. Revenge is a cycle, your only option is to kill him. This way he will never come back and hunt you. But let's be realistic, you are not serious about killing a human being.

Please note I am not condemning what he did to you and your family. I believe life will give him what he deservers.

Also, reporting the abuse when it happened would have been a good idea. I am assuming is too late now.
 

bigck3000

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you're the stoner girl who thought she'd OD'ed on shrooms. Maybe you have tight enough hook ups to get some zannys or something. Get a bunch (not enough to kill him) grind them up and put it something he likes (food), when hes out of it, get some rope, tie his ass up. Get your boyfriend, your mom, your friends, and kick the shit out of him. Just take turns, whats he gonna do? call the cops, he stole all your shit and does drugs. After hes really fucked up, drive him to a shitty part of town and drop his ass off. This is the most realistic solution. Just remember to tell him that if he comes back you'll kill his ass and then get yourself a gun (shouldnt be that hard) and be ready. Problem solved.
 

NINE225

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READ THIS - the ultimate

The ultimate thing to do is when he is sleeping go up to him tie him down and cut off all of his hair. after he wakes up from this (and he will) smack him in the face and then glue somebodys pubes to his head and face. I mean really let him have... all your friends pubes.

lol- if that dont work -------- fuck it :mfinger:
 

A-shardof-life

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Death To The @^!%head!!!!

let's see, here's what i would do if i were in your position :cool:. The next time he makes u give him a blowjob, cut off his dick and then stab him a few times with the knife that you hid under your pillow ;). And if he's still alive and wants to sue you, just say that he was sexually abusing you and he'll get his dickless body sent to jail. Like my plan? :p
 

buck~fush

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Well, talk to the professionals...

When it comes to revenge, you'll probably wanna talk to Kitana. She's NICE AND EVIL... but you should seek very, very cruel revenge. I think all sexual abusers/molestors should have their mouth and nostrils super-glued shut. It's like ur aware of what's going on, but when you finally find something to pry ur mouth open, ur about to pass out. Torturous...
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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lilstonerkat said:
ok so heres the deal. i am trying to find the ultimate revenge for the ultimate cunt.

my foster brother, was someone id known all my life. he came into our home, because the person he was with coulndnt handle him anymore. he had no where to go.he stole my mums alcohol to start with, then my game boy, my cd player, loads of cds, sold them all. we arent a rich family. all these things were a luxury to us. he took any money that was hanging around, bullied me, my mum, who wouldnt kick him out because his parents who were god friends of hers had died. he did all sorts of drugs, stole 120 pounds of rent money which in this house takes a lot of time to muster up. he sexually abused me, told me if i didnt give a blow job hed punch me. he bullied my friends, if they were round, he would literally come in and take the cover off them when they were aslepp so his mates could have cover. he stole 30 pounds out of my boyfriends wallet, then my next boyfriend, we looked in his rucksack and there was the new cd player id bin bought as a replacement, and my bfs mini disc player!! this is when i told him to get the fuck out of my house. he was a total ass hole, broke loads of things in the house, was unemployed, wuit college, etc. totall asshat. also he never admitted taking all this stuff even though half the time we caugh him red handed.

what can i do for revenge? and he fuckin deserves everything he gets believe me


Are there not prisons? Workhouses, and government programs?
 

MsPunK

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if i tell the police i am going to be "the girl that was raped by her brother" no thanks