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uncle ron where are you...

The_DEAL

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wtf where is ron he is my at work counterpart
 

ron

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kyle_is_god said:
:thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :mfinger: ron is at home fucking the dog lol
Well, I am at home, but I was fucking your sister and your mom was watching. Thanks.
 

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kyle_is_god said:
man i was j/k :D so whats up
I know you were joking, but you can't expect to post and not have someone take advantage of that. Get with the program.
 

kyle_is_god

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ok

read my last post its called it my bad then get back to me on that one :thumbsup:
 

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kyle_is_god said:
read my last post its called it my bad then get back to me on that one :thumbsup:
I already did. If you can type in such a manner that we can read it and if your writing actually conveys a coherent thought, you'll do fine.
 

GottaHurt

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kyle_is_god said:
read my last post its called it my bad then get back to me on that one :thumbsup:
I'll get right on that. Oh yea, I found this :mfinger: in the parking lot, I know it's yours, because I saw it sticking out of your ass the other day.
 

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I'm baaaaack

There, is that better? Damn, a guy can't even take a day off around this place.

I really wish the Australians would try to invade. That would end this silly line of debate. Finland, too. Maybe I could convince my Congressmen to sponsor an initiative to invade Finland on general principle.
 

GottaHurt

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ron said:
There, is that better? Damn, a guy can't even take a day off around this place.

I really wish the Australians would try to invade. That would end this silly line of debate. Finland, too. Maybe I could convince my Congressmen to sponsor an initiative to invade Finland on general principle.

Yea, Charlie Company and a sonic boom oughta do it.
 

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GottaHurt said:
Yea, Charlie Company and a sonic boom oughta do it.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

I was in Charlie Company!
 

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GottaHurt said:
eye membered dat.
Whelp...I'm not a blind patriot, but I hate to see people acting out of ignorance. In this case, posting.

"Ah, it's the USA you mean." *spits* "Filthy dogs. Devils. They are devils out to rule the world."

Whatever. I'd like to invite those same assholes over for a weekend at Ron's House of Americana. During their stay, guests will enjoy clean drinking water, indoor plumbing, conditioned air, freshly-brewed beer and wine, safe ice, food that is pest free, and cable television.

We'll start the day with pancakes, sausages, bacon, eggs to order, milk, orange juice, English muffins, fresh biscuits, gravy, and fresh butter. After their hearty breakfast, guests are encouraged to bathe and conduct personal hygiene. Late morning festivities include chopping wood and tending the lawn.

The midday meal is usually much lighter: sandwiches, pickles, deviled eggs, and the beverage of your choice. Afternoon activities include visits to the neighborhood park, motorcycle rides, and preparation for evening activities.

Preparation for the evening meal generally begins late in the afternoon, when wood is stacked for a bonfire and the grill is prepared for use. As the day wears on guests will be treated to fresh beer and wine, while the host begins to grill ribs, chicken, and bratwursts. Due to the high pork content of the meal, people of some faiths will have fewer choices. The evening meal consists of grilled meat, Vermont sharp cheddar cheese, fresh garden salad, the beverage of one's choice, and dinner rolls. The rest of the evening is spent in conversation outside while nibbling at leftovers and drinking the beverage of one's choice. The bonfire adds a nice touch and offers one the opportunity to roast marshmallows.

Wait, no I wouldn't. They'd stink up the place and would probably want to stay. This scenario describes why people emmigrate to the USA, you fucking pinheads!
 

GottaHurt

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ron said:
After their hearty breakfast, guests are encouraged to bathe and conduct personal hygiene.
You've gone too far! You don't want to freak them out with this concept.

They're going to be reeling from an ordinary day in the life of an American, but the bathing and hygiene will send them over the edge.
 

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GottaHurt said:
You've gone too far! You don't want to freak them out with this concept.

They're going to be reeling from an ordinary day in the life of an American, but the bathing and hygiene will send them over the edge.
Then, my work here is complete.