"Ur mom" jokes. . .

[mmm...cheese]

Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!

 

[Easty]

yeah, i think they're funny. my mom's a cop though, so i know she can pwn them.

fucktards.

 

[JLXC]

Yo momma so fat....... we're inside her right now.

 

[TwisT]

Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!

So you pwned him?? right!

Yo momma so fat....... we're inside her right now.

Thats just fuckin sad right there!

 

[mmm...cheese]

Yo momma so fat....... we're inside her right now.

Do you see what I mean people?!

 

[Awaken]

Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!

YOUR MOM!!​

 

[jamesp]

your mother is so fat that we'd have to board a train, two buses, and a biplane to get on her good side.....


roff...les

 

[Woodreaux]

Yo momma jokes are soooooo last millenium.

 

[Awaken]

Yo momma jokes are soooooo last millenium.

Meh, they weren't even funny back then.

lol, i get it! roffles

 

[TwisT]

your mother is so fat that we'd have to board a train, two buses, and a biplane to get on her good side.....


roff...les

My eyes burn!! Make it go away!!!

 

[Nymphchick]

your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too

 

[jamesp]

your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too

not nearly as good as you babe.

My eyes burn!! Make it go away!!!

Pardon me whilst i go check with Aliensoup to figure out what the fuck you are talking about.....

 

[Nymphchick]

yes i am the best at all i do, well except grammer, so almost all i do. well we all can't be perfect, but i try.
oh and yo mama so ugly that they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her (classic cheese)

 

[UberSkippy]

your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too

Oh yeah... Well you're so ugly your momma had to breast feed you with a sling shot.

I know they suck but damnit, that one always makes me laugh. Then again... I do ride the short bus.

 

[Nymphchick]

the very thought of my mom breast feeding me really grosses me out. so REPPED for making my skin crawl.
a funny red neck joke- you might be a red neck if you have to climb the water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.....................

 

[bigck3000]

Your mom is so fat...shes got other little fat women orbiting around her.

Your mom is a hoodrat....and p99 is trying to fuck her.

 

[n00b head]

Your mother is so fat she wears two wrist watches, one for each timezone

 

[UberSkippy]

Damnit, now they're all coming back to me.

Your momma so fat, when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt helecopters try to land on her.

Your momma so dumb she brought a bag of shit to a craps game.

I'm going to repress the rest of them.