Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!
"Ur mom" jokes. . .
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your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too
Nymphchick said:your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too
not nearly as good as you babe.
TwisT said:
Pardon me whilst i go check with Aliensoup to figure out what the fuck you are talking about.....
yes i am the best at all i do, well except grammer, so almost all i do. well we all can't be perfect, but i try.
oh and yo mama so ugly that they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her (classic cheese)
oh and yo mama so ugly that they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her (classic cheese)
Nymphchick said:your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too
Oh yeah... Well you're so ugly your momma had to breast feed you with a sling shot.
I know they suck but damnit, that one always makes me laugh. Then again... I do ride the short bus.
the very thought of my mom breast feeding me really grosses me out. so REPPED for making my skin crawl.
a funny red neck joke- you might be a red neck if you have to climb the water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.....................
a funny red neck joke- you might be a red neck if you have to climb the water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.....................
Damnit, now they're all coming back to me.
Your momma so fat, when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt helecopters try to land on her.
Your momma so dumb she brought a bag of shit to a craps game.
I'm going to repress the rest of them.
Your momma so fat, when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt helecopters try to land on her.
Your momma so dumb she brought a bag of shit to a craps game.
I'm going to repress the rest of them.
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