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"Ur mom" jokes. . .

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mmm...cheese

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Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!
 

Easty

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yeah, i think they're funny. my mom's a cop though, so i know she can pwn them. :thumbsup:

fucktards.
 

JLXC

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Yo momma so fat....... we're inside her right now.
 

TwisT

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mmm...cheese said:
Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!
So you pwned him?? right!
JLXC said:
Yo momma so fat....... we're inside her right now.
Thats just fuckin sad right there!
 
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mmm...cheese said:
Holy shit! The your mom jokes are so fucking retarted! Just today a classmate walked up to me, so I said hello. . . Then, he said " YOUR MOM!" And I was like WTF!
YOUR MOM!!
 

jamesp

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your mother is so fat that we'd have to board a train, two buses, and a biplane to get on her good side.....


roff...les
 

Woodreaux

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Yo momma jokes are soooooo last millenium.
 
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Woodreaux said:
Yo momma jokes are soooooo last millenium.
Meh, they weren't even funny back then.

lol, i get it! roffles
 

TwisT

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jamesp said:
your mother is so fat that we'd have to board a train, two buses, and a biplane to get on her good side.....


roff...les
My eyes burn!! Make it go away!!!
 
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your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too;)
 

jamesp

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Nymphchick said:
your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too;)
not nearly as good as you babe. ;)

TwisT said:
My eyes burn!! Make it go away!!!
Pardon me whilst i go check with Aliensoup to figure out what the fuck you are talking about.....
 
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yes i am the best at all i do, well except grammer, so almost all i do. well we all can't be perfect, but i try.
oh and yo mama so ugly that they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her (classic cheese)
 

UberSkippy

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Nymphchick said:
your mama is so fat her car is made out of spandex, just so she can get in it..........yup they soooo suck, but then again, i hear she does too;)
Oh yeah... Well you're so ugly your momma had to breast feed you with a sling shot.

I know they suck but damnit, that one always makes me laugh. Then again... I do ride the short bus.
 
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the very thought of my mom breast feeding me really grosses me out. so REPPED for making my skin crawl.
a funny red neck joke- you might be a red neck if you have to climb the water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.....................
 

bigck3000

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Your mom is so fat...shes got other little fat women orbiting around her.

Your mom is a hoodrat....and p99 is trying to fuck her.
 

n00b head

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Your mother is so fat she wears two wrist watches, one for each timezone
 

UberSkippy

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Damnit, now they're all coming back to me.

Your momma so fat, when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt helecopters try to land on her.

Your momma so dumb she brought a bag of shit to a craps game.

I'm going to repress the rest of them.
 
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