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my grandmother who is tasteless (meaning that she cannot taste) managed to drink a urine sample, thinking it was lemonade.
 

MaxPower

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Well. A bit cloudy and dark? Just run it through again.
 
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Holy shitballs.......I don't know what urine tastes like but I would think one would be able to tell the difference. Eeeeuuuuwwwww!
 

Brazen

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How the hell did she get urine? Or where you just playin a dirty old prank?
 

LiberatioN

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"Some people wonder why I drink my own urine. I tell them because it's sterile and it tastes GOOD."
 

Icarus

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I thought we were going to exchange tips for passing drug tests :happysad:
 

Icarus

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I don't.

I just know how to pass drug tests :)
 

Nailbomb

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Maybe the half-assed ones for getting jobs, but believe me, there's no way to sneak around a military piss test. Those guys are really thorough.
 

Icarus

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Every time my friend bakes he drinks an entire Arizona Iced Tea can, and his probation officer always brings up a negative. Also, drinking a crapload of cranberry juice will flush your system.

There are other ways too.
 

Lost86

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I've been staying clean for about 2 months now. And that sucks. Especially since my new job isn't going to give me a drug test, but they WILL take $24 out of my first check for it. :rolleyes:
 

LiberatioN

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meh_it_all said:
Damn! I miss Arizona Ice Tea.
I havent had it in some time, now...

I want the ratios of sugar and such that they use so I can make a similar blend with my Tea Maker...I used to be an Arizona Tea addict drinkin that stuff by the gallons.

Trial and error for now, I guess. I'm just too poor to keep buying the stuff on my own. It's about as expensive as soda, and I'm a poor college kid.
 
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i don't know about cranberry juice, but a friend of mine whos a pot head claims the a couple drops of visene(sp?) helps with the ol pee test. he says visene is a stoners best friend and they always carry it. so theres a second hand tip, maybe use a few drops.
 

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Trip and spill it on their shoes. After that, tell them that that was all you had and you normally only go once a day.