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utterly useless and not really entertaining weekly silly poll

Which would you carry through your day?

  • hookers and shovels

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • spam and gloves

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • cucumbers and vaseline

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • porno mags and lubricant

    Votes: 16 69.6%

  • Total voters
    23

dustinzgirl

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#1
If you HAD and I mean HAD, as in forced by gunpoint, to carry one of these combinations through town, to school, church, ect which would it be?
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#2
Hey you never know when your Girlfriend/Hot girl/Girl you could easily seduce won't be around, you might want a quickie with some lube and a mag in an alley way with the bums and hobos watching..
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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#3
rofl dg this is the funniest thread ever!! youve taken everying we said before and put it in a poll yay mines winning

yes porno mag and lubricant
 

Clutchtwice

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#4
I said hookers and shovels.. Because what better way to earn some xtra cash then having your hoes make you some and pretending to look busy with a shovel in the meantime... :p








cool thread lol
 

breakology

Kiss my Converse
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#5
I can't count how many time I have been with a hooker and wished that I had a shovel close by.
 

Icarus

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#7
Porno magazines and lubricant, and, if possible, some tissue paper.

If you're going to do it, broadcast it, son. :thumbsup:
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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#8
dustinzgirl said:
If you HAD and I mean HAD, as in forced by gunpoint, to carry one of these combinations through town, to school, church, ect which would it be?
Porno mags & lube! cuz all guys do it! ain't no shame there!
 

G's-up

Postaholic
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#9
Cucumbers and vaseline.....because all girls do it....aint no shame right? ROFL
:cool:
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
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#10
You see,this mother fucker here is fearless. I did'nt vote,because I'd gladly sport them all. Anywhere,anyplace,anytime.
You never know what you're gonna need..........

If I'm with a Hooker,your damn skippy I need gloves. I cover her with vaseline from head to toe,and pound her with the cucumber. When she gehts hungry,spam sandwich baby. When she finally gehts lame and cant handle ol' Dr.gehtfuct,I whip out the porno mags and lube,and bend it my friggin' self.
There,she'll start to bitchen' [BAFF!!] in the head with the shovel.
Fearless Goddammit,fearless.