Hallmark can eat my ass, they've cost men so much money in the last however-many years since they invented Valentine's day that I could probably not even count it. and I can count pretty damn high, I'll have you know.
Whether it comes down to me being bitter or not I'll let you decide, but I don't like Valentine's day. Not only does it remind me of my patheticism, but it forces me to watch many friends panic trying to spend money on women. I can laugh and say "ha, I don't have to spend any money", but then I remember that a) I don't have any money to spend, and b) if I did, I wouldn't have anyone to spend it on
I'm also annoyed by public displays of affection, and valentine's day is nothing but a festival of people flaunting that crap in front of me, both on TV and in real life. this year I think i'll carry a stick around and whack people with it when they display their affection publicly. or maybe i won't wait for that, I'll just whack people who look like they deserve it.
Whether it comes down to me being bitter or not I'll let you decide, but I don't like Valentine's day. Not only does it remind me of my patheticism, but it forces me to watch many friends panic trying to spend money on women. I can laugh and say "ha, I don't have to spend any money", but then I remember that a) I don't have any money to spend, and b) if I did, I wouldn't have anyone to spend it on
I'm also annoyed by public displays of affection, and valentine's day is nothing but a festival of people flaunting that crap in front of me, both on TV and in real life. this year I think i'll carry a stick around and whack people with it when they display their affection publicly. or maybe i won't wait for that, I'll just whack people who look like they deserve it.