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Vegans

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what the fuck is it with these people? they go around not eating meat or using animal products or whatever cause "The fucking little animal can feel pain just as a human can feel pain." give me a fucking break... the animal's dead. DEAD, as in, it can't feel anything... even when it was still alive, it's not like it looked down the barrel of the gun and thought "my god, i'm gonna die." animals don't think... they were put here on earth for one purpose... that purpose being human consumption. sometimes i want to crash a vegan party and start handing out steaks to everybody... nice, juicy steaks. that's right, bitches... eat up. if you disagree with steak, think of this... the cow from which that steak came... it wasted oxygen... it shit everywhere, thus polluting the ozone layer and causing us to step in it. now, it's payback time... we eat the cow, that's the way it goes. if you disagree, you are wrong. and don't give me that "but the cow felt the pain when it died" bullshit either... it felt no pain. when you are dead, you feel nothing. as broken once said, long ago, "I support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals." or was that GH? don't remember. anyway, animals are meant to be eaten, their skins are meant to clothe us. so shut the fuck up with your vegan-ness and eat meat
 
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the harland williams solution, paraphrased:

whenever i'm with one of those zealots who tries to moralize me out of eating meat i tell him that for every piece of meat he doesn't eat, i'll eat three. that way he's actually killing extra animals by not eating them himself.
 

Solanaceae

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Unforgiven said:
what the fuck is it with these people? they go around not eating meat or using animal products or whatever cause "The fucking little animal can feel pain just as a human can feel pain." give me a fucking break... the animal's dead. DEAD, as in, it can't feel anything... even when it was still alive, it's not like it looked down the barrel of the gun and thought "my god, i'm gonna die." animals don't think... they were put here on earth for one purpose... that purpose being human consumption. sometimes i want to crash a vegan party and start handing out steaks to everybody... nice, juicy steaks. that's right, bitches... eat up. if you disagree with steak, think of this... the cow from which that steak came... it wasted oxygen... it shit everywhere, thus polluting the ozone layer and causing us to step in it. now, it's payback time... we eat the cow, that's the way it goes. if you disagree, you are wrong. and don't give me that "but the cow felt the pain when it died" bullshit either... it felt no pain. when you are dead, you feel nothing. as broken once said, long ago, "I support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals." or was that GH? don't remember. anyway, animals are meant to be eaten, their skins are meant to clothe us. so shut the fuck up with your vegan-ness and eat meat
You know, one vegetarian saves 100 animals a year, as opposed to if they were carnivorous. I do this it is bad for you to be a vegan though, you get no protien in your diet.
 

_Kitana_

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Unforgiven said:
what the fuck is it with these people? they go around not eating meat or using animal products or whatever cause "The fucking little animal can feel pain just as a human can feel pain." give me a fucking break... the animal's dead. DEAD, as in, it can't feel anything... even when it was still alive, it's not like it looked down the barrel of the gun and thought "my god, i'm gonna die." animals don't think... they were put here on earth for one purpose... that purpose being human consumption. sometimes i want to crash a vegan party and start handing out steaks to everybody... nice, juicy steaks. that's right, bitches... eat up. if you disagree with steak, think of this... the cow from which that steak came... it wasted oxygen... it shit everywhere, thus polluting the ozone layer and causing us to step in it. now, it's payback time... we eat the cow, that's the way it goes. if you disagree, you are wrong. and don't give me that "but the cow felt the pain when it died" bullshit either... it felt no pain. when you are dead, you feel nothing. as broken once said, long ago, "I support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals." or was that GH? don't remember. anyway, animals are meant to be eaten, their skins are meant to clothe us. so shut the fuck up with your vegan-ness and eat meat
You know... my mom once told me... "those who are picky eaters and don't eat meat go hungry."

you know... we are suppose to hunt animals, its a giant cycle... thats why we need hunters(not slob hunter eithers) but the ones that take what they can eat and need. If it wasn't for my parents being hunters i would of starved to death. An animals place is to sacrfice its life for its predetor... so that life can go on. The grass sacrfices its self to the deer... the deer its life to us... and we give back to the earth (or should i say) by helping to protect it.


That is what life is about a never ending circle, a chain... and things die... so life can remain.
 

Broken

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Unforgiven said:
. as broken once said, long ago, "I support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals." or was that GH? don't remember. anyway, animals are meant to be eaten, their skins are meant to clothe us. so shut the fuck up with your vegan-ness and eat meat
No that's not my line. I don't see anything wrong with Vegans except for the fact that their commitment is a fucking religion. I don't need someone giving me directions to heaven; or on my diet. I most certainly don't want to hear about some diet that perhaps enlightens me.

Fuck what am I talking about?
 

Cain9696

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Fuck A Fuckin Vegan

vegatarians vegans whatever the fuck?
so you dont eat meat i dont give a fuck i'll chop you up and eat you.
save your bitchin or else i'll eat your fuckin family right in front of your sorry punk afraid to eat a steak ass bitch.
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY

"save an innocent animal, eat a vegatarian (vegan)"
whatever the hell they want to fuckin be now?!
 

otepsoul

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Cain9696 said:
vegatarians vegans whatever the fuck?
so you dont eat meat i dont give a fuck i'll chop you up and eat you.
save your bitchin or else i'll eat your fuckin family right in front of your sorry punk afraid to eat a steak ass bitch.
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY

"save an innocent animal, eat a vegatarian (vegan)"
whatever the hell they want to fuckin be now?!
who really cares if they dont eat meat, not that big of a thing.
 
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gumercules said:
the harland williams solution, paraphrased:

whenever i'm with one of those zealots who tries to moralize me out of eating meat i tell him that for every piece of meat he doesn't eat, i'll eat three. that way he's actually killing extra animals by not eating them himself.
haha, i shall try this, i try to explain to them that humans are supposed to eat meat but they dont listen, if we arnt supposed to eat meat we wouldnt have k9s (the sharp fangs in your mouth)
 

ron

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Unforgiven said:
what the fuck is it with these people? they go around not eating meat or using animal products or whatever cause "The fucking little animal can feel pain just as a human can feel pain." give me a fucking break... the animal's dead.
It's the killing animals for food aspect that gets them. The steak is dead when you eat it, but it was killed at some point.
Unforgiven said:
they were put here on earth for one purpose... that purpose being human consumption.
That's called evolution. Imagine, we'd all be Vegans if our ancestors had turned their noses up at flesh and marrow. Of course, the Vegan diet is not nutritionally complete, so our brains would be smaller; perhaps we wouldn't care with out diminished capacities.
Unforgiven said:
sometimes i want to crash a vegan party and start handing out steaks to everybody... nice, juicy steaks. that's right, bitches... eat up.
Throw raw hamburger on them. They'll set up a wailing that is almost unbelievable. You have to see it!
Unforgiven said:
as broken once said, long ago, "I support PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals." or was that GH? don't remember.
It was I. Here:
http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=202&page=3&pp=10&highlight=PETA

Unforgiven said:
anyway, animals are meant to be eaten, their skins are meant to clothe us. so shut the fuck up with your vegan-ness and eat meat
Save a cow, eat a Vegan.
 
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