Offbeat Very Old but Still Funny

[TooSmartGuile]

https://www.thelocal.de/20120502/42285

"Top German automobile maker BMW is facing a stiff legal challenge from an American man who claims a four-hour ride on one of their motorbikes left him with a permanent erection.

BMW markets its cars and motorbikes under the slogan “Sheer Driving Pleasure”, and also boasts “Less emissions. More driving pleasure”, but Californian Henry Wolf says his life has been devastated by the after-effects of his BMW bike experience.

Wolf is suing BMW and saddle-manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for medical costs, emotional stress and loss of income after a fateful road trip on his 1993 motorbike. Wolf says he has had a constant erection for 20 months."

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Motoboner got the shaft from the courts.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/jalopnik.com/20-month-erection-lawsuit-caused-by-bmw-motorcycle-toss-1547906003/amp

Wolf claimed in his suit against BMW and seat maker Corbin-Pacific that the "ridge-like" seat of the bike caused the painful condition that left him "unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

(Insert your own joke about BMWs and dicks right here, please.)

 

[TheRover]

personally I think the people who signed the documents allowing this case to be bought to court should be bought to court to stop cases like this from ever being bought to court and the guy should be hung by his dick until dead.

 

[CoprophagousCop]

... bought to court ... bought to court ... bought to court ...

I am just curious. When you think of the court system, does bribery automatically come to mind?