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void is back

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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hi nice people..

i'm back.

i need a break after all that keeping my profile up and rep-whoring but i just want to say a big thanks to everyone who went to the trouble to rep me while i was 'there'..

thanks. you know who you are.. and i love you for it.. :thumbsup:

(can you tell i'm a little bit happy? :D )

and the one guy who neg-repped me..
*deep, scary voice* you are forever on my shit-list.. :p



good to be back people.. so, what did waffles do? :eek:
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Hey Void, nice to see ya.

I knew you wouldn't rot in there..

:D
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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Welcome back to reality! Scary isn't it?

Congrats on getting out. Any cool new tattoos while you were in the farm?
 

void

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UberSkippy said:
Welcome back to reality! Scary isn't it?

Congrats on getting out. Any cool new tattoos while you were in the farm?
no tattoos, but i do have this weird scar on the back of my head.. i assume where the behaivour chip was implanted..

/me smiles, says hi to the sky..
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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void said:
hi nice people..

i'm back.

i need a break after all that keeping my profile up and rep-whoring but i just want to say a big thanks to everyone who went to the trouble to rep me while i was 'there'..

thanks. you know who you are.. and i love you for it.. :thumbsup:

(can you tell i'm a little bit happy? :D )

and the one guy who neg-repped me..
*deep, scary voice* you are forever on my shit-list.. :p



good to be back people.. so, what did waffles do? :eek:

Way to go bro. I never doubted you'd please the wtf gods.
 

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
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You've missed so much fun.

Welcome back!:D
 

void

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thanks all.. nice to see a few brits welcoming me back too.. :thumbsup:

so, for my brothers still in the big hotel.. i dedicate this song (with apologies to spinal tap)..

let's all sing along..


Working on a cockfarm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Cockfarm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Cockfarm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Cockfarm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a cockfarm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Cockfarm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Cockfarm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Cockfarm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a cockfarm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
 

void

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dustinzgirl said:
Somebody cock this smiley using freak!:p
i was briefly happy..
it's ok, i'm back to my usual moribund state..

*insert emoticon of your own choice*