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Waffles for dinner

ferengi

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Anyone else ever get too damn lazy to go grocery shopping, even though they know they really need to?

I do it all the time.

Right now, up on the menu for my dinner is the following stuff I had to scrounge through my fridge and cupboards for:

2 Aunt Jemima waffles with shitty Kroger brand maple syrup
A half package of crackers
3 slices of cheese
2 cans of mt. dew

Balanced nutritious meals? BAH, who needs 'em? :D
 

gummi_

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We usually dont have much food in the house because we arn't the richest of familys ... but eh, we we make do :)

If i had the money, id definately get off my backside and go shopping ... i dont particularly like the task, but i do enjoy eating good and healthy food :p so it would be a nessecity for me

If all else fails id just go to the butchers ... buy some steaks or something, bbq. Simple and yummy!

And the only thing id grab from your list is the mountain dew :p
 

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ferengi74656 said:
2 Aunt Jemima waffles with shitty Kroger brand maple syrup
A half package of crackers
3 slices of cheese
2 cans of mt. dew
Bah. That's plenty healthy. And it would have been a feast to me back in my even-more-broke-ass-than-now college days.

I used to live on nothing but ramen and air-popped popcorn for weeks at a time.

That's why being a girl kicks ass. Men will pay for your food in the (extremely) slim hope that you'll sleep with them.
 

Noob

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I love waffles, can I eat at your place sometime?
 

dustinzgirl

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I love having waffles for dinner! CL doesnt because then its not "dinner" and "manly" just kidding. We are having soup and sandwiches, best in the county, right now. 20 dollars for the both of us, which seems like a lot for soup and sandwiches, but so worth it!
 

Zickddot

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my breakfast is

1-2 tonic waters 36g sugar
and a chocolate muffin about the size of my head
 

gummi_

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My breakfast is usually 3-4 bowls of cereal ... heh.

Go through 3 litres of milk in around a day at my house ... yum!
 

Descent

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This is PRECISELY why I'm getting a degree in Computer Repair and Networking in 11/12th grade at my local community college.

Computer repair = free pass on the test. Networking = big bucks.

Monthly taxes to live in the third highest ranked district in NY state: $4000

Cost of supplies needed for l33t classes: $300

Getting a free $18,000 college course PAID FOR BY THE DISTRICT so you won't be poor as fuck when you leave home:

Priceless.

There are some things in life you can't afford. For everything else, there's the local Jewish community that pertains to 50% of the district population and pays high taxes to live in rich areas, so you can get a free college degree card.

Rich people kick ass :thumbsup: . Seriously, they support our whole district.
 

DIZNUTS

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noooooo dont eat the waffles....it will do some emotional damage to 10 stars...poor poor 10 stars......
 

gurlgonewild

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Descent said:
Getting a free $18,000 college course PAID FOR BY THE DISTRICT so you won't be poor as fuck when you leave home:

Priceless.

There are some things in life you can't afford. For everything else, there's the local Jewish community that pertains to 50% of the district population and pays high taxes to live in rich areas, so you can get a free college degree card.

Rich people kick ass :thumbsup: . Seriously, they support our whole district.
what! what? i heard $18K and FREE
how the hell does that happen? LOL
are you jewish, is this a prequalifier to the sort of support you're getting?
 

TwisT

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ferengi74656 said:
Anyone else ever get too damn lazy to go grocery shopping, even though they know they really need to?

I do it all the time.

Right now, up on the menu for my dinner is the following stuff I had to scrounge through my fridge and cupboards for:

2 Aunt Jemima waffles with shitty Kroger brand maple syrup
A half package of crackers
3 slices of cheese
2 cans of mt. dew

Balanced nutritious meals? BAH, who needs 'em? :D
I do honey nut cheerio's for dinner here and there!
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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ferengi74656 said:
Anyone else ever get too damn lazy to go grocery shopping, even though they know they really need to?

I do it all the time.

Right now, up on the menu for my dinner is the following stuff I had to scrounge through my fridge and cupboards for:

2 Aunt Jemima waffles with shitty Kroger brand maple syrup
A half package of crackers
3 slices of cheese
2 cans of mt. dew

Balanced nutritious meals? BAH, who needs 'em? :D
the saddest dinner ive ever had was a roll of garlic bread.........i was lazy and there was fuck all in the cupboard
 

DIZNUTS

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
the saddest dinner ive ever had was a roll of garlic bread.........i was lazy and there was fuck all in the cupboard
i think you gotta go shopping
 

Descent

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ggw said:
are you jewish, is this a prequalifier to the sort of support you're getting?
No. I'm 1/8th German Semitic, but not Jewish. My whole family is Atheist.