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Wanking Mishaps...

phil

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Right, just now, got a case of the Horns, sitting there... about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes and woo what'dya know, my little brothers 11 year old friend walks in, haha, he knows what it is, he's pretty mature for his age and stuff, he just pretended he had to go and ran off, pretty embarresing... lol.

got any strange wanking mishap stories?
 

DanGeo23

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keep doin that and you will go blind...
 
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phil said:
Right, just now, got a case of the Horns, sitting there... about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes and woo what'dya know, my little brothers 11 year old friend walks in, haha, he knows what it is, he's pretty mature for his age and stuff, he just pretended he had to go and ran off, pretty embarresing... lol.

got any strange wanking mishap stories?
haha pretty funny story. mabey you should lay off doing that and get a girl to do it for you
 

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about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes
I'd be more worried about your staying power than some 11 year old kid.

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phil

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I'd be more worried about your staying power than some 11 year old kid.

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i didn't specifiy a time...stop caring so much.
btw dues i'm only 14, the girls at my age that will actually do stuff like that besides my ex are complete sluts that need shooting, y'know, fuck their brothers cus they're desperate type sluts? lol
 

gehtfuct

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No real wanking mishaps to speak of.
I did attempt to throw a lit cig in the crapper once,while I was sitting on it!
YOW!!! That my friends,is something you only do once,and will not soon forgeht.
 

The_DEAL

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gehtfuct said:
No real wanking mishaps to speak of.
I did attempt to throw a lit cig in the crapper once,while I was sitting on it!
YOW!!! That my friends,is something you only do once,and will not soon forgeht.
i did that and burnt the hair and my sack *shutters at the thought*
 

gehtfuct

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The_DEA said:
i did that and burnt the hair and my sack *shutters at the thought*
I did better than that dude,right on the tip of my Holy motherfuck of pain!

Ohh yeah,with every random perve thought,I was reminded of my carelessness.
 

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phil said:
i didn't specifiy a time...stop caring so much.
btw dues i'm only 14, the girls at my age that will actually do stuff like that besides my ex are complete sluts that need shooting, y'know, fuck their brothers cus they're desperate type sluts? lol
What makes you think I care? You specified a few minutes, which is probably right for a 14 year old. My apologies.

Shoot them in the back of the throat, whilst the're gagging.

:mfinger:

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Pachyderm

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When I was younger, I used to masterbate and not know what it was. So my dad walked in while I was up to *no good* and I started crying cuz he had caught me. So he asked me what I was doing and I told them I was having sex (cuz I was really young). That sucked. I cried that whole day.
One time..I was about 15 and my brother moved out of our house to an apt. of his own. My mom's a bit of a clean freak so she was cleaning out the bathroom and found some porn magazine with a disgusting girl on the front. So instead of assuming that it was my brothers she came to my room and held up the magazine and asked me if it was mine. She said.."It's completely natural, all kids do it."
So after this horror, I said, no, it's got a chick on the front (I wasn't lesbian back then). Maybe she knew something about me that I hadn't yet discovered??
 

Skitch0o0

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phil said:
Right, just now, got a case of the Horns, sitting there... about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes and woo what'dya know, my little brothers 11 year old friend walks in, haha, he knows what it is, he's pretty mature for his age and stuff, he just pretended he had to go and ran off, pretty embarresing... lol.

got any strange wanking mishap stories?
I walked in on my brother once when the asshole decided to do it in my room. Damn, fucker, do it in your own room and I won't give a shit...
 

Descent

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Skitch0o0 said:
I walked in on my brother once when the asshole decided to do it in my room. Damn, fucker, do it in your own room and I won't give a shit...
Ugh...Who in their right mind would do that? Was that turning him on or something?
 

Skitch0o0

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jstager said:
Ugh...Who in their right mind would do that? Was that turning him on or something?
He was using my VCR to watch porn... Stupid fucker.
 

Descent

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Ha! Without your permission?

How old was he when he did this?
 

MaxPower

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about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes

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I'd be more worried about your staying power than some 11 year old kid.

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Staying power? He's rubbing one out. I thought the point is to sprint to the finish line.
 

MaxPower

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jstager said:
Ugh...Who in their right mind would do that? Was that turning him on or something?
Skitch0o0 said:
He was using my VCR to watch porn... Stupid fucker.
Maybe he didn't want to soil his own bedding.
 

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MaxPower said:
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about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes

Staying power? He's rubbing one out. I thought the point is to sprint to the finish line.
True in somecases. You might as well enjoy your self. And look at more than 3 pictures before you pop.

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Infected_enigma

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Skitch0o0 said:
I walked in on my brother once when the asshole decided to do it in my room. Damn, fucker, do it in your own room and I won't give a shit...
LMAO you deserve it you self-centred asshole ^^


I was never caught but I was doing a quick wack off (I also had porn playing on my computer no sound) and my mom came in the room and was really quiet I couldn't heard her, well she had some papers in her hands and was looking at them..... I caught her in the corner of my eye and was able to whip my dick in, then I was trying to close the porn movie but my hands was shaking really bad because fear of gettin caught more with the porn then masterbating (cause she even told me porn was awful and shit and that people who look at it are assholes, later I learned most guys (assholes) look at it ^^) but I was able to find that X button just as she looked up, boy was I lucky
 

mariusthegreat

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chicks who masterbate are hot....oh man...i think im gonna go rubb one off really quick......
 

Descent

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mariusthegreat said:
chicks who masterbate are hot....oh man...i think im gonna go rubb one off really quick....
You do that buddy... :takeshit: .