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Sod

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well eat shit and die you cock loving sod layers, too many sluts and skanks on this forum!!!!!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!
 

shep

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well hey,shitdick why so hostile?can i lapp some shit off your head now or later? :mfinger:
 

Broken

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Sod said:
well eat shit and die you cock loving sod layers, too many sluts and skanks on this forum!!!!!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!
WTF????? OMG that's funny as hell or I am a drunk bastard. Which ever is true. Fuck you! I laughed out Loud!! Sod, you penis farmer!
 

shep

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He must be talking bout you broken.Im not a skank or a slut ---wish i was.Im just spankin ass's and the ho's love it :mfinger:
 

Hagane

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Quit the mooing you damned Chihuahua, Prepare all asses for visious entry!
 

Broken

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shep said:
Im just spankin ass's and the ho's love it :mfinger:
Are you braggin about your act in the gay bar again.. Dude we have all heard this story.. Please not again..

ROFL!! Yeah, I am going to drink me some beers tonight..When the wife lets me come out and play.. I am going to start-up a new shop.. Brokens Baithouse. Stop by I'll buy. have a beer.
 

shep

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will do.Im pounding the pint's back now and pissing in my buddies sink--lol--He's gonna be mad.
 
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shep said:
will do.Im pounding the pint's back now and pissing in my buddies sink--lol--He's gonna be mad.
Ahh yes, the old, piss in the sink trick. I had a friend that sat on the sink and pissed into the toilet, because it seemed like a reasonable thing to do.
 

shep

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It's amazing what can be accomplished with a little thought and some beer :cool:
 

Captain 151

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a friend of mine, lacking a proper bed, one slept in the sink of my dorm room bathroom. Completely wasted, mind you.
 

shep

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My buddie got totally shit faced and we shaved his eyebrows and locked him in my dog's cage.He fucking puked all over my dog's pillow.
 
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shep said:
My buddie got totally shit faced and we shaved his eyebrows and locked him in my dog's cage.He fucking puked all over my dog's pillow.
Nothing against your story - it's funny (everyone needs to have a "one time my buddy passed out we did insert horrible thing here to him..." story), but what the fuck's up with people keeping their damn dogs in cages?
 

shep

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she was a puppie and chewed my fucking wire's and shit .I did it for her protection.She would eat the cage now and shit out nail's.
 
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shep said:
she was a puppie and chewed my fucking wire's and shit .I did it for her protection.She would eat the cage now and shit out nail's.
LOL now there's a picture worthy of a greeting card.
 

shep

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ya i got a pic of her chasing her tale.lol i'll send it to hallmark tommorow
 

shep

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i also got one of her eating my kid's fucking crayon's.all the wrapper's on the floor and she's just a mowwin down.
 

MUFFDIVER

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Well Hello You Cockmunchin Basterds

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BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHH///SSS :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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MUFFDIVER said:
WWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHH///SSS :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :thumbsup:

Lets see "Muffdiver" and "cockmunchers", dude I could use you in the whore house.
Two things.. Caps lock is on the left above shift; turn it off! The backspace but is top right. Hunt and peck one finger typist these days.. :thumbsup:
 

MUFFDIVER

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God Damned Stoned

MIGHT NOT BE DRUNK BOY'S BUT I'M SMOKIN CHEEBA TONIGHT LIKE A BANCHE //////////SHEP YPU GOD DAMN WEEKEND WARRIOR I'M COMING OVER TO DRINK YOUR BEER :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :confused:
 

MUFFDIVER

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hey broken

why thank you i would love to tell people to f off on your forum :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :mad:
 
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