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want to buy some sperm?

void

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Gallo Offers Sperm for Sale



HOLLYWOOD - An Internet site is offering controversial filmmaker Vincent Gallo's sperm for sale for $1 million.
VGmerchandise.com—which calls itself "the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise"—includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization (IVF) or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough.

The site details the actor/director's physical attributes: "Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy (eight inches if he's like his father)."

It also recommends his sharp features would "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female."

http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3467037

so if you're ugly and you pay him $1.5M he will fuck you.. try explaining that to the credit card company..
 

dustinzgirl

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groooooooooooosssssssss

WTF?

Girls, CL will sell you his sperm for 100,000$
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Damn, and to think I've been giving mine away. :(
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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dustinzgirl said:
groooooooooooosssssssss

WTF?

Girls, CL will sell you his sperm for 100,000$
That's a rip off.

I'll sell my sperm for like $30
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I am cheap. I sell it for $25 dolla, but if you are attracting enough, I will give you the second load for free.
 

void

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i'm the cheapest, i just trade mine.. give me a blowjob and you get a throatfull..
i had all the active ingrediants taken out as well, it's just salt water i think..