Warning...If you cant appreciate incredibly juvenile humor...dont read.
I recently reaveled to the nextdoor neighboors what an "upper decker" is...they thought it was hillarious and I made it clear that I wouldnt do that to someone unless they really deserved it....Well guess what...I just got done cleaning the shit out of the top part of my toilet....As a means to some quick revenge, I put all of the bags with shit in them into one garbage bag....then i took a huge shit in that and dumped it all in this cooler thats been sitting on their front porch. I made sure to smear the inside....I didnt get it as good as i wanted but I took a piss in a cup and poured inside of the cooler as well (they're sleeping and I thought it would be too loud with piss splashing around on garbage bags.).
I am now contemplating my next move....earlier today there was a truce called when they switched my weed blunt with a blunt of re-rolled Philly tobacco. Now the truce is well over and I think the best course of action would be to play it off like I dont know that they did it and reciprocate when they let their guard down. Any decent Ideas?....lets keep a mind for practicality and safety.
I recently reaveled to the nextdoor neighboors what an "upper decker" is...they thought it was hillarious and I made it clear that I wouldnt do that to someone unless they really deserved it....Well guess what...I just got done cleaning the shit out of the top part of my toilet....As a means to some quick revenge, I put all of the bags with shit in them into one garbage bag....then i took a huge shit in that and dumped it all in this cooler thats been sitting on their front porch. I made sure to smear the inside....I didnt get it as good as i wanted but I took a piss in a cup and poured inside of the cooler as well (they're sleeping and I thought it would be too loud with piss splashing around on garbage bags.).
I am now contemplating my next move....earlier today there was a truce called when they switched my weed blunt with a blunt of re-rolled Philly tobacco. Now the truce is well over and I think the best course of action would be to play it off like I dont know that they did it and reciprocate when they let their guard down. Any decent Ideas?....lets keep a mind for practicality and safety.