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water vs coke...

YUCK FOU!!!

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stoj said:
The following bit of humor is mostly bullshit:

More at snopes. $100 says none of that shit works... :)

Coke is Dr. Peppers bitch.
yes dr pepper is better for thats shit but thats some scary shit huh
why i could make some coke concentrate easily boil it into syrup ill try this next time ay if uz can get ur hand on some coke befor i can give it a go
 

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*gulp..gulp* AAHHH!...So what,drink beer GOD..daMMIT!(hic)..
Yu...oo mofuggers..all dis dri-ivle.Go!....with out wa....ter.
FOR A MONTH! BUUUUUURRRP! sorr...ry.
I..deer ya..dear ya..DARE YA.you ..you wont even be able to piss your....
PANTS!..oh,..oh no,dats ME! bitch..cha....umph!
FA-Q....max...No! I meanded...EAT more pu....ssy...Zzzzz....
 

MaxPower

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morelos said:
exactly. soda is terrible for you, BUT OH SO GOOD.

i haven't been to the gym in two weeks, and i'm drinking gobs of soda. it's wonderful being so filthy!

I agree, often I stay home for weeks on coke or dr pepper binges, wearing the same clothes, not showering, and waking up in my own filth. :thumbsup: Life is good!
 

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gehtfuct...muahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha ....AMEN BROTHA....BUD LIGHT ALL THE WAY.. :toocool:
coke is for pussys and water is for the weak....so kick back a frosty one ..or two..three...or more....woot
 

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omg :|
lol i've been like addicted to coke for the past part of a year, my brother has more than me - he's still a lanky fuck though - but i've been trying to get off the coke cus i know it's bad for me but soo dam sweet n addictive!
thanks! :)
as the other guy said
'sex body, here i come...'
 

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
yes dr pepper is better for thats shit but thats some scary shit huh
why i could make some coke concentrate easily boil it into syrup ill try this next time ay if uz can get ur hand on some coke befor i can give it a go
I don't know if you get it, restaurants and places like that (that order coke in bulk) don't get houndreds of 2L bottles, they get a syrup that they mix with something, probably just water and it makes coke, thats why at places like mcdonalds/pizza hut the coke isn't as nice as when it's out of a bottle that's been chilled n such.
but yeah, he's trying to say that it's that acidic (pH2 was it? - V. acidic) can't be at all good for you...
waters neutral, (pH 7) n coke syrups pH2 so if i'm right your drinking some pH5 which is still quite acidic, not good for ya really.
(i'm probably wrong, not good at science)
 

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maxpower said:
Bawls - The lifeblood of every LAN party.
man.. when i was doing lan parties, it was before bawls came out. so we learned how to drink 21 cans of mountain dew in an eight-hour overnight span. while playing doom on a BNC (That's 10Base-2) IPX-only network.

ne2000

god damn. anyway, i have since gone through the 'bawls' phase and i now take no-doz when i want caffeine. coke and mtdew don't really count anymore. i am probably going to die of something terrible soon. haaha..

also, occasionally i'll chew nicotinated gum! WHO WANTS TO GET REALLY ILL!?!?!?

~ dan ~
 

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Bullshyt said:
Man, I've never been to a LAN party. :(
Damn AOL
haha you blame AOL for not going to a LAN party. get a bunch of friends together it's tons of fun, hell msot of the ones I go to are only 3 or 4 people but it's still awesome cuz you can scream in your friend's face "HAHA YOU GOT PWNED FAGGOT WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" and then slap him when ever he splats your brains all over the walls with flaks =/

*edit* Oh and you have an excuse to buy a bunch of 2 litre bottles of mountain dew and then hog 2 all for urself and drink a shit load of bawls. Pretty soon people are gonna get caffeine poisoning and puke in the toliet and it's gonna kill people and the media will be all over and it'll be hella funny
 

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Bullshyt said:
Man, I've never been to a LAN party. :(
Damn AOL
how the hell can you blame AOL for not goin to lan parties your ISP has nothing to do with LANs all you do it get a few routers and some CAT5 to hook up your puters and assign IPs and then let the gaming begin...but to answer the question I like to drink water cuz with 3 football practices a day coke kills you.
 

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Well your right in a way. Yes he could get in. The problem is that it would be so slow, the lag would be high as hell. Look at his ping on this site alone. Its at like 300 I believe. Then when you get into some thing more intense like an online game, it will be like 600, and you will notice big time lag. Meaning its not even worth playing.
 

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this is why I gave up caffeine and carbonated drinks for over a year now, plus I got addicted to caffeine, got horribly sick for weeks...problems problems...forced to quit caffeine....and wholla..my body feels great without it..never get tired, never shake anymore, I drink more healthy now
I recently drove across the country 16 hours straight..no energy drinks, caffeine or anything and did perfectly fine....my dad however was taking caffeine alertness pills and had some trouble staying awake (we took separte vehicles, don't ask)
 

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Hypertron said:
how the hell can you blame AOL for not goin to lan parties your ISP has nothing to do with LANs all you do it get a few routers and some CAT5 to hook up your puters and assign IPs and then let the gaming begin...but to answer the question I like to drink water cuz with 3 football practices a day coke kills you.

Its firewalled from me, and we don't have any routers, so bullshit goes my way.

AOL can't use routers.
 

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water and coke.. i just tried c2 and it seems coke's trying to blur the line between the two.

~ dan ~

bawls is nice and all, but here's my drink of preference: