Why in the name of all that is holy does my child take malicious joy in doing the exact opposite of what I tell him to do? I can understand why he continues to pick his nose, but stuff like running toward the street? I literally had to get one of those kiddie leashes for him. I tried yelling. I tried time out. I tried taking away stuff he likes (like watching movies). I tried giving him a whap on the butt. Nothing. Then he looks at me and cackles and does whatever I just firmly told him not to do. I swear, he's going to get himself killed before he turns five.