WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, is your new home.

welcome me

Yeah sure. Welcome. Don't feed the animals or I'll pee on you. Drink a gallon of water daily. Explode when necessary. Vomit, puke, inhale, repeat.


Banned - What an Asshat!
hi. welcome to the jizz gargler's convention.
sit down, shut the fuck up and save the bitching for next week.. if you're still here. ;)
It is nice to see that the steaming pile of shit that was my welcome wagon post went over so well with everyone although I can't say I am surprised considering the originality of it. :happysad:

After a long hiatus, I am back! Feel free to welcome me or not, as you wish, but if you do feel the need to say another hello, please be creative, I do want to feel special :D (and not in the the oddly small yellow bus kind of way)