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Dark Fader

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Hi, I am here to fuck tards and pass time.

feel free to expose yourself to me if you are a woman.
I like fat chicks and skinny ones, i'm not racist, so it's all good.

You can call me Dark Fader, and I'm from Sacto, CA.
 

Agent Trap

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Great....How many FUCKING Vader fags do we need? I am not going to bother seeing as you are probably gonna get banned in a few days. Enjoy your very short stay.
 

Dark Fader

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Do you have a toll free number i could call?

Come on man, it's only my 5th post. Try rubbing promo on me around 20th or so.
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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ITT, I want you to post pictures of your ballsack resting on many things.

Here is my list of demands:

-your keyboard.

-a bird's nest.


-in a full glass of milk.

-next to a garden gnome.

-operating both sticks on an Xbox 360 controller. A PS3 controller will work as well, but it will be difficult to keep them in place when you shift to take the photo. I would also prefer you to be playing either a racing game or first-person shooter.

-on the head of a sleeping dog.


Make sure you either exclude or edit out the shaft from these photos.

Alternately, you could write me a 1000+ word story on a termite that works as a border partol agent and wears a trenchcoat and women's underwear.
 

Dark Fader

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ITT, I want you to post pictures of your ballsack resting on many things.

Here is my list of demands:

-your keyboard.

-a bird's nest.


-in a full glass of milk.

-next to a garden gnome.

-operating both sticks on an Xbox 360 controller. A PS3 controller will work as well, but it will be difficult to keep them in place when you shift to take the photo. I would also prefer you to be playing either a racing game or first-person shooter.

-on the head of a sleeping dog.


Make sure you either exclude or edit out the shaft from these photos.

Alternately, you could write me a 1000+ word story on a termite that works as a border partol agent and wears a trenchcoat and women's underwear.

hahaa. nice!
ok, let me see what i can do in the morning. It's really late right now.

Oh, how about a Logitech Rumblepad instead of xbox360 controller?
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Oh, how about a Logitech Rumblepad instead of xbox360 controller?

That will do just fine.

EDIT: If you meet my full list of demands, or half of the photos + the story, I will stick a row of thumbtacks down my bicep and take photos.
 

53V3N

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Just curious, as this is obviously (at least) your second account, how many times do you plan on being banned from this site?
 

Dark Fader

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this is the 1st time ive been here.
I've known Budvugger for about 5 years from 2 other websites.

he was promoting the radio show on BAS and i came over and signed up.

I definitely give massive props for the radio show, i enjoyed it tonight.
 

53V3N

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In that case, my most sincere apology. Any friend of Bud's is... is... well... hey, thanks for tuning in. :D
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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...and Darth learns his first lesson: an e-blowjob will get you absolutely everywhere around here.
 

Swah

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...it's all just a roll of the dice...
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We'll let him play a little, and then he'll fade out...
 

JLXC

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Noob report for Dark Fader

Name: 5/10
Originality: 6/10
Substance: 5/10
 

Lioness

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this is the 1st time ive been here.
I've known Budvugger for about 5 years from 2 other websites.

he was promoting the radio show on BAS and i came over and signed up.

I definitely give massive props for the radio show, i enjoyed it tonight.
No wonder you like to fuck tards. You've been trying for years at BAS, huh? Welcome and stuff. NOW, I'm off to search and kill Bud. :D
 
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