Oppressing your posts...
ITT, I want you to post pictures of your ballsack resting on many things.
Here is my list of demands:
-a bird's nest.
-in a full glass of milk.
-next to a garden gnome.
-operating both sticks on an Xbox 360 controller. A PS3 controller will work as well, but it will be difficult to keep them in place when you shift to take the photo. I would also prefer you to be playing either a racing game or first-person shooter.
-on the head of a sleeping dog.
Make sure you either exclude or edit out the shaft from these photos.
Alternately, you could write me a 1000+ word story on a termite that works as a border partol agent and wears a trenchcoat and women's underwear.
I would so laugh my ass off if you wound up with all said pics in your mailbox...