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Well, I'll see ya guys soon...

Descent

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I've totally crapped up WTF.COM with shitty video game posts and threads and other stuff, and my life has been crap. Social life and everything has been non-existant lately. Family matters, I honestly don't want to go into it.

I'm taking the summer off to really find my Risperdal-free self - but I'll still post here! Just not as much. Today was my last day of school, and I'll be sure to keep you guys notified of what's going on, if anything major happens.

I'm ordering a CYMA G36C AEG Airsoft Rifle for skirmishes - it's one of the newer, high-quality CYMA guns. Doesn't shoot too far but it's damn accurate.

I'm going to try to get into a meaningful relationship - don't know with who yet.

I have some stories and things I need to write - as well as that fucking design document for Research and Development, the game I wanna make after I get out of high school! I've promised it to many people who want to work with me and I think I owe them big time.

I'm gonna party non-stop until my balls fall off! And no, they won't be LAN parties - just a few at most.

I'll be off my machine a lot - it will only be less starting tomorrow.
If you are totally urgent to drop me a line, use MSN or AIM.

I have my IM clients set up to enable all warning sounds.

I love you all, and when I come back I will not only be a better human being, but a better member and I will make up for the shit I've been pulling here lately. I'll drop in time and again, so stay put!
 

icka

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ill be your g/f if you pay me lots of money! ill make it meaningful!
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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icka said:
ill be your g/f if you pay me lots of money! ill make it meaningful!
I am poor. But I can offer you some points? :p
 

gurlgonewild

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to the best summer ever!
*cheers*
2005!

keep that gun out of trouble kid :)
 

icka

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
I am poor. But I can offer you some points? :p
ok inet b/f

shall we commence the inet sexoring here or in private?
 

LiberatioN

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Later Descent.

As on celebrity jeopardy:

Final Jeopardy: "Write something you like"

SeaN connery's answer: trebeck

Trebeck: Something you like is me? Wow, I, uh, dont know what to say.

Connery: I know I give yuh a hard time trebeck, but it's all in good fun.

Trebeck: Well, I dont know what to say...let's see your answer, friend.

Sean Connery's answer: sucks

Connery: HAW HAW HAW!

Trebeck: I can't believe I didn't see that one coming...


Have fun this summer bro. I know we continue to flame you about video games, but deep down I think we'll all miss you around here. Keep me updated on your game development. You know how to reach me.
 

Descent

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LiberatioN said:
Later Descent.

As on celebrity jeopardy:

Final Jeopardy: "Write something you like"

SeaN connery's answer: trebeck

Trebeck: Something you like is me? Wow, I, uh, dont know what to say.

Connery: I know I give yuh a hard time trebeck, but it's all in good fun.

Trebeck: Well, I dont know what to say...let's see your answer, friend.

Sean Connery's answer: sucks

Connery: HAW HAW HAW!

Trebeck: I can't believe I didn't see that one coming...


Have fun this summer bro. I know we continue to flame you about video games, but deep down I think we'll all miss you around here. Keep me updated on your game development. You know how to reach me.
Haw haw! I will. If we're lucky I WILL have a weapons test build out by the end of the Summer. It's some gruesome shit.


And yes - it will be bitchin' fun, fully playable, and downloadable for you little fuckers!


Icka said:
ill be your g/f if you pay me lots of money! ill make it meaningful!
Thanks, but I'm already falling for another girl, who has another dude falling for her. But I think I have the edge ;).

Why? Well, she's a total Norton Ghost of me, and I think since we're the only people on the planet who enjoy talking Intarnwebz in real life and like the Sega 32X, which has a six person fanclub, then yeah, I guess you could say that.

But it's more than gaming that gets me - I mean, we both like the same kinds of music, we're both Atheist (BIG PLUS!), we both have the same philosophy, and sense of humor, etc. Everybody enjoys my "stock" style of humor but very few enjoy my "sick" side. Ever seen a penis with crab stamps on it made in Kid Pix? Yeah. I didn't think so.

If you were to meet me in real life, where everybody really does love me now, then yeah, she's like me but more nerdy and female. She enjoys anime and since she's the first person I know who's into it but isn't a total...how do I say this...LOSER, than yeah, I'm going to give Anime a go.

Wish me luck. And no, I'm not a pervert in real life. Sex is at the bottom of the ladder right now with anything. Current time between last porno surf: THREE WEEKS.
 

JJ.

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Well congrats on the three week thing. Good luck with this chick, she sounds like a cool person. Check out Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist for the anime shit.
 

bnccoder

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Descent said:
Ever seen a penis with crab stamps on it made in Kid Pix? Yeah. I didn't think so.
I was sent to the office in third grade for making one. Have fun this summer and don't do anything I would.
 

bombchu

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I'm going to try to get into a meaningful relationship - don't know with who yet.
That doesn't sound very meaningful..
ANYWAY
I'll miss your videogame posts.
NES is the shit.
 

Brazen

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Peace out man.... And have fun this summer... i know i will!!
 

keebs

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icka said:
ill be your g/f if you pay me lots of money! ill make it meaningful!

why is that not the first time i have heard that line from a woman?
 

Descent

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keebs said:
why is that not the first time i have heard that line from a woman?
Because Women less than three money. It doesn't matter if the guy is 80 years old and can't get a Woody Twatpecker, if she's got a Ferrari and a Hitachi Magic Wand she's fine.

bombchu said:
That doesn't sound very meaningful..
ANYWAY
I'll miss your videogame posts.
NES is the shit.
Awww...how sweet. A going away present for you, my very last post about Sega.

I love the Sega CD 2 boot screen - greatest one ever. You really have to see it animated for the full effect, it's just fucking awesome. The PSX is second.

And yes I made that YTMND yesterday out of sheer boredom. Nobody was home and there was nothing to do.
 
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Good luck little buddy! (even though your older) and uhrm, make mommy WTF proud!
 
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Descent said:
I've totally crapped up WTF.COM with shitty video game posts and threads and other stuff, and my life has been crap. Social life and everything has been non-existant lately. Family matters, I honestly don't want to go into it.

I'm taking the summer off to really find my Risperdal-free self - but I'll still post here! Just not as much. Today was my last day of school, and I'll be sure to keep you guys notified of what's going on, if anything major happens.

I'm ordering a CYMA G36C AEG Airsoft Rifle for skirmishes - it's one of the newer, high-quality CYMA guns. Doesn't shoot too far but it's damn accurate.

I'm going to try to get into a meaningful relationship - don't know with who yet.

I have some stories and things I need to write - as well as that fucking design document for Research and Development, the game I wanna make after I get out of high school! I've promised it to many people who want to work with me and I think I owe them big time.

I'm gonna party non-stop until my balls fall off! And no, they won't be LAN parties - just a few at most.

I'll be off my machine a lot - it will only be less starting tomorrow.
If you are totally urgent to drop me a line, use MSN or AIM.

I have my IM clients set up to enable all warning sounds.

I love you all, and when I come back I will not only be a better human being, but a better member and I will make up for the shit I've been pulling here lately. I'll drop in time and again, so stay put!
Descent goes out for adventure :thumbsup: Good luck dude.

Don't change to much, I would miss those great SEGA.shit.Asian.WTF threads :rotflmao:
 

Slacker

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I think i should what you going to do, i have waste alot of my summer vacation posting on wtf.com i have stayed up all night posting and playing arcade games. And i am losing my social life. Even though i almost have 300 post i joined on may 30 and have done nothing with my life since. So, this isnt my farewell but like descent i will post a couple a day. So i am of to finish my skatepark.


Good by Descent have a great summer and dont get in trouble and fuck you! ::wave::
 
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Go geht the chick you like wasted, bring some rubbers for god sakes, and have fun! :thumbsup:
 

Billybob

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see ya buddy, I'm gonna miss you, and laugh as your PPD count drop.
 

Descent

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I Hate The FCC said:
Go geht the chick you like wasted, bring some rubbers for god sakes, and have fun! :thumbsup:
See how nice you can be when you are? I'm really gonna miss you. But in the end you're all anonymous faces on the net :D.
 

Descent

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So anyway, I'll leave ya guys with my last MSPaint work. I made it for Junglizm's Old Thread, which I never thought got proper attention. But I'll post it here so everyone can see it. I enhanced it today because I was going to repost it. I left out a vital line...Thank God I kept the original un PaintJobbed drawing!